Queer Eye

Straight Guy Pageant

Season 5, Ep 1, Aired 10/2/07
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  • Episode Description
  • The last episode ever filmed reunites the Fab Five with 25 of the show's most popular makeover recipients, who compete in a unique 'Straight Guy Pageant' hosted by Susan Lucci. The 25 men compete in events in all five categories, such as cake decorating and speed shaving, to be crowned "The Ultimate Straight Guy."

  • Cast & Crew
  • Natalie Glebova

    Herself

  • Susan Lucci

    Herself

  • David Metzler

    Himself

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (7)

    • (One of the straight guys picks up a indiscriminately gendered blow up doll) Thom: Hey that's Carson's ex-boyfriend, don't take that. Carson: Not Julio!

    • (Thom introduces the design contest) Thom: I am going to play the role of the straight guy. And my girlfriend will be Natalie. Also known as Miss Universe. It's good to be a gay guy, right! I'm going to slip into something we found in, I guess it would have been Adam Zolta's closet. Carson: Slip into something more heterosexual. Thom (puts a very large sports jersey on): Oh my God! I feel straighter already! What up ho! I'd like to tap that.

    • (As Kyan judges the the shaving contest) Kyan: We have a little bit of blood. Lucy: It wouldn't be a beauty pageant if there wasn't blood. Kyan: We have a little lather residue on the ear. Thom: Oh give him a break! Let me tell you he was lathered up and shaving and ... Kyan: Button up Filicia!

    • Carson (to a very tanned Peter Rotundo): It's like you were on a rotisserie. You're so evenly brown.

    • Rod: This place just reeks of excitement! Lucy: I thought that was Thom's cologne? Thom (watching from judge's table): ME!?! Jai: Yes! Thom: Hey!

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    Trivia (1)

    • This was the last episode ever filmed, but it aired as the season premiere. Because of this some of the contestants introduced as "favorite straight guys from the show's past" had not yet been seen on TV, as their original episodes had not yet aired.

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