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The Brady Bunch Does Christmas: Richard M

Season 2, Ep 18, Aired 12/7/04
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  • Episode Description
  • Richard and Megan have been married for three years, and have five children between them. The Fab Five help them have a wonderful Christmas to bring this blended family together, creating traditions that will last through the years.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Kyan Douglas

    Grooming Guru

  • Ted Allen

    Food & Wine Connoisseur

  • Carson Kressley

    Fashion Savant

  • Jai Rodriguez

    Culture Vulture

  • Thom Filicia

    Design Doctor

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (6)

    • [Jai's wearing colored disco-ball ornaments as earrings]This is the most tasteful thing I've ever seen you wear.-thom [holding a tiny, sparse tree]I'm tempted to say 'How's your Aspen," but that's kind of a Carson joke-ted [with his upper half inside the fireplace]Can Santa get down this chimney?-carson Yeah!-kids Oh my God, I think he's in there right now-thom No, no, I- he's not up there, it's very clean, it's in good order-carson You've got the special edition Happy Holidays Barbie with actual cubic zirconia tiara?-carson Isn't she great?-megan Yes, I've been wanting this one for years! How much you want for her?-carson She's not for sale-megan I wanna be famous, I want an American Express card and I want a cell phone,' I'm like, 'oh my God, Jai wants all those things, too!-thom Put a sock in it, Ryan!-jai Our stockings are hung-carson [jumping up and down]I WANT A PONY! I WANT A PONY! I WANT A PONY! I WANT A PONY!-Carson, Thom, Kyan and some of the kids It's an old tradition-kyan Older than Ted!-carson We only broke about 12 ornaments. We did well this year-richard Why do we have to wake up the kids?-ted What?-thom It seems that the kids should be waking up the old people-ted Well, Ted, we're not old-thom [playing Rock'em Sock'em Robots with Carson and beating him] I won[Carson resets his, Thom wins again] I won. [and again] I won-thom You're a cheater!-carson [handing Ted a program for the kids' play] "There's a, um, the seniors get a discount-thom

    • (reading Carson's rock) Peace and a boyfriend?-ryan Yeah, world peace and a boyfriend,it isn't that much-carson

    • You know I think I love your dad-kyan Why?-one of the girls He has a nose hair trimmer-kyan

    • Right now Ryan is beating the crap out of Carson-Jai Oh Lord-Richard This is scary!-one of the girls (when the fab 5 arrive)AAAAHHH!!!!-the kids

    • They're definitely one Brady short of a bunch!-carson You guys have quite the litter there-kyan (seeing play bils)Oh my god, who saw Annie?(girls jump up and down) Oh, my god, who saw Oliver?(girls jump up and down) Oh my god, who saw Valley of the Dolls? Me!(girls stare at him)-carson It's a very drug store Christmas-thom (about food bills)Maybe one of you guys should volunteer not to eat-ted

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