Reno 911!

Jet Ski Blues

Season 4, Ep 3, Aired 7/23/06
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  • Episode Description
  • When a lonely deputy dies, the Reno Sheriff's Department inherits his beautiful jet ski. A life-and-death, deputy-versus-deputy battle for its possession ensues.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Ben Garant

    Deputy Travis Junior

  • Carlos Alazraqui

    Deputy James Garcia

  • Cedric Yarbrough

    Deputy S. Jones

  • Kerri Kenney

    Deputy Trudy Wiegel

  • Mary Birdsong

    Deputy Cheresa Kimball

  • Fan Reviews (1)
  • I'm not gonna lie. I would have cried if that was my brand new jet ski, caught on fire.

    By Prowler86Kid, Aug 19, 2006

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (4)

    • Dangle: You immediately compared gay sex to bestiality. A lot of people do that, that's a really interesting thing. Kimball: I didn't, I just think it's a slippery slope. That's all I'm saying, it's a slippery slope. Dangle: Apparently, you slide off of it from gay sex and you end up with your penis in an animal.

    • (going through Deputy Buzz's porno magazines) Jones: Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Dangle: You're into that? Jones: You're not?

    • Junior: Want a jet ski? Free jet ski! It's yours. Dangle: It's cursed. Junior: No, it ain't cursed. The throttle sticks a little bit but it ain't cursed.

    • Dangle: Why should Jones not get the jet ski? Ok, this is gonna sound racist. I'm gonna try to think of a way to make this not sound racist. Junior: Blacks don't swim. Dangle: Ah! That's exactly what I was trying to think of a way to make it say. Junior: They don't, they don't Dangle: No. They're like cats.

    Notes (1)

    • In the end credits, Charlie Newhouse is incorrectly displayed as "Bridesmade".

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