Rescue Me


Season 4, Ep 2, Aired 6/20/07
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  • Episode Description
  • Tommy is embarrassed about the beach-house fire investigation; Teddy is released from prison; Mike gets unthinkable request from his mother.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Andrea Roth

    Janet Gavin

  • Callie Thorne

    Sheila Keefe (Season 2 - Recurring Previously)

  • Daniel Sunjata

    Franco Rivera

  • Denis Leary

    Tommy Gavin

  • Jack McGee

    Chief Jerry Reilly

  • Fan Reviews (5)
  • Tommy in the Heat, as Uncle gets the ball and Chain...

    By GripNRip73, Jun 28, 2007

  • Dark and funny at the same time, as Rescue Me does so well!

    By kris911rt, Jun 24, 2007

  • Yeah well, you know, quite frankly, Rich, we could buy your girlfriend a beveled glass doorknob, and it would keep her mollified for at least a month.

    By Mlemlo, Jun 23, 2007

  • A great episode.

    By Writer2000, Jun 22, 2007

  • Shaping up to be a great season!

    By HazelX, Jun 21, 2007

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (15)

    • Tommy: You're datin' the guy who saved your life? Sheila: Yeah, he's cute, he's sweet, he's strong... Tommy: He's 12. You know what? Such a cliche.

    • Sean: Hey guys, can I ask you somethin'? Kenny: Oh, here we go. Sean: What? What do you mean 'here we go'? Kenny: Well, everytime you say 'Hey guys, can I ask you somethin', we're either gonna end up in some ridiculous, dead end incrediably moronic conversation or you're gonna say somethin' so stupid that we're gonna spend the night unable to sleep because we're gonna end up thinking back to what you said and laughing our tired asses off. Not like it's gonna stop you. (hands out plates of food) My grandma's lemon chicken, you dumb Irish minks, so eat slow. Proceed, Sean. Sean: Wow. Okay, you know how uh, porn has come out on DVD so it's like really cheap and available? And you go onto the internet and it's right there and kinda pop-upable in your face. ... Well, here's-- here's my question: Do you guys, do you still use the you know, the good 'ol spank bank? Kenny: Finally. A perfect fit for some fine dinner conversation. Congratulations, Garrity. Needles: I'll play. My wife's a snoop and I don't use a computer. I hate my wife and I have a lot of romantic regrets so, my spank bank's open every goddamn day. Who do you got, T? Tommy: Ellen Degeneres. (they all look at him) What? Have you guys seen her dance? Kenny: Okay, you know what? It's offical now, you definatly need some sleep. Frank? Franco: Um, yeah I usually keep a rotating stable of about a dozen in my bank. Celebrities, chicks I've saved in fires, chick's I meet at my actually bank, that's my bank spank bank, uh, but ever since I met Natalie she's the only one in there. I might be in love. Needles: Love in the spank bank. Is that aloud? Kenny: Well, in Franco's case we'll make an exception. Needles: Who do you got, Lou? Kenny: Well, you're assuming that I get to jerk off, but in my case, seeing how I'm dating a sex-crazed ex-nun, it's not the case. I make a move for my joint and 9 times out of 10 she's already sattled up and ready for the ride. Needles: Alright, when you were jerking off. Kenny: An eclectic mix. Jessica Lang, Jessica Beil. Sean: Jesus, Lou, she's old enough to be your daughter. Kenny: Yeah, bingo. Sally Field. Needle: Oh, that would get you? Kenny: Ah, a flying nun. And that would explain my current situation.

    • Sean: Well, at this stage of the game my wife's got a bigger bank than I do. Tommy: I'm eating. Sean: Let me think though, Scarlett Johanason. Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Gardner. Uh, Barbra Hersh, this chick I went to high school with, uh... Brittney Klein, another chick I went to high school with. Karen Palonowski, whoo she was on the swim team. Janet... Uh lemme see... Franco: Janet who? Sean: What? Franco: Janet who? Sean: Janet... Janet... Janakowski. She was uh, on the debate team, she was uh... she was so hot, she could really debate. Kenny: Shit. Gimme the knives. (grabs all the knives from the table) Sean: What's happening? I don't understand. Shit where was I...? Tommy: I think you were talking about my wife. Sean: No, no, god no, I was not talking about... your wife? Tommy: Yes, yes, you were. You're jerkin' off to my wife. Sean: No. Oh my God, I don't know where you got that from, I did not say that! I would never... Tommy: Yes, yes you did. That's what you said. Yes you did. You did, you did! Sean: Okay, I did. But let me explain. It was the pinic a few years ago, okay? You remember she showed up with the white blouse on and it was kind of see though and we had a water ballon fight, I mean come on! Tommy: The water ballon fight?! Sean: Come on you guys remember the water ballon fight, right? Come on guys, help me out. (they are silent) Tommy: You're jerking off to my wife? Sean: I would never jerk off to Janet. Come on! Tommy: Ah-ah-ah! Don't use her name and jerk off in the same sentence. Sean: Okay, okay, just let me explain. It's very innocent. In my mind, sh-she just kind of wanders, and-- Tommy: She wanders in where? Sean: She wanders into my mind and she comes in wearing the same white blouse and it's see through and went and clingy and-- and she tries to seduce me. Tommy: What? Sean: Yeah, she tries to seduce me and unblouse herself, from the clingy wet-- Tommy: Unblouse herself? Clingy?! Sean: But here's the thing, I- I don't do it. I run. I run away. I run into the arms of Jan-- Janet-fer Aniston. Tommy: He's married to my sister and he's jerkin' off to my wife. I mean, it's just a matter of time before my 18 year old daughter... (Sean tries to drink out of a glass, but his hand is shaking so much he can't)

    • Janet: Are you worried? Tommy: Huh? Yeah, yeah. I'm worried. Janet: Well, how could you fall asleep then? Tommy: Because somewhere between me sleeping with her aunt and you sleeping with her uncle, I thought we would come to a little Mexician stand off. (Tommy rolls over on his side, Janet throws a book at him) Oh, god damnit! Janet: You slept with Sheila first. Tommy: Okay, yeah when we were seperated. Who had sex first, huh? Janet: What that we can prove?

    • Tommy (buying Johnnie Walker Blue): Okay, how much? Man: 229.98. Tommy: Jesus Christ, it's whiskey, right? Man: 40 year old, whiskey, sir. Tommy: What are you chargin' me 8 bucks a year?

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    Notes (2)

    • Original International Air Dates: Czech Republic: May 17, 2009 on AXN Finland: November 19, 2009 on Nelonen

    • Music Featured In This Episode: Wolf Like Me by TV on the Radio Backseat Nothing by The Del Fuegos

    Allusions (1)

    • Tommy: I remember breaking the news to you, I remember you getting pissed off, and I remember watch the meerkats. Sheila: You were more interested in the meerkats than you were my feelings. Meerkat Manor is a British television program produced by Oxford Scientific Films for Animal Planet International. Blending more traditional animal documentary style footage with dramatic narration, the series tells the story of the Whiskers, one of over a dozen families of meerkats in the Kalahari Desert being studied as part of the Kalahari Meerkat Project, a long-term field study into the ecological causes and evolutionary consequences of the cooperative nature of meerkats.

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