Robot Chicken Star Wars Special II

Trivia, Quotes, Notes and Allusions

Quotes (8)

  • Mon Mothma: I'll have the calamari. Admiral Ackbar: Well, I guess I'll have the insensitive bitch!... With a side of (bleep) you!

  • Darth Vader: What is thy bidding, master? Emperor Palpatine: MY BIDDING?! How about I bid thee to stop ramming the ship into (bleep) asteroid fields? Can you handle that? Darth Vader: I'm trying-- Emperor Palpatine: Yeah? Well there is no try! There's do and there's (bleep) up royal! And you are (bleep) up royal, so I'm calling bounty hunters to do the job!

  • Princess Leia: I love you! Han Solo: I know (Chewbacca says something in Shyriiwook). That, I did not know.

  • Darth Vader: Is that your bag? Emperor: No, for the last time, that is not my bag, it's that stupid striped bag, my bag doesn't have a stripe. It's like that stripy bag is mocking me. #^(# you stripy bag! Well, my bag is gone sacrificed to the airport gods, now I'm here for two $^#%^$ weeks with one #%&^%$ robe. Oh now it's sticking to me like a wet kleenex. (surfboard go by on the conveyor belt) Wow, for real?

  • John Martinez: And that would be the greatest thing ever to happen in the history of ever. Dave Johnson: Can somebody get me a sock?

  • Darth Vader: Leia and the wookie must never again leave this city. Lando: There was never a condition to our arrangement. I was just giving Han to this bounty hunter. Darth Vader: I have altered the deal, pray I don't alter it any further. Lando: This deal is getting worse all the time. Darth Vader: Further more I wish you to wear this dress and bound it. Lando: This was never a condition to our arrangement. Darth Vader: I have altered the deal, pray I don't alter it any further. Lando: This deal is getting worse all the time. Darth Vader: Here's a unicycle, you will ride wherever you go. Lando: What?! I'm not riding no f***ing unicycle! Darth Vader: I have altered the deal, pray I don't alter it any further. Lando: This deal is getting worse all the time! Darth Vader: Also you are to wear these clown shoes and refer to yourself as Mary. Lando: Ah f**k you man! I'm not doing it! Darth Vader I have altered the deal, pray I don't alter it any further. Lando: This deal...is very far and I'm happy to be part of it.

  • Han: Anyone...anyone got a joke? Lando: I got one. Who has two thumbs and betrayed his best friend? (Points at himself) This guy!

  • Lando: Got to say Boba, this is one beauty of a ship. Not crazy about the name though.

Trivia (2)

  • The Stoop!d Monkey is wearing swim trunks and water wings as he happily jumps into The Great Pit of Carkoon.

  • Luke's right hand is cut off, but in his memory of being with Darth Vader he still has both hands.

Allusions (4)

  • When the three nerds have been shown, if you look carefully at the nerd with the stormtrooper helmet on, his shirt says "May the Schwartz be with You", this is from Mel Brooks' comedy movie "Spaceballs" which is a spoof to Star Wars.

  • Boba Fett: And the quarterback is toast! Boba makes reference to a line said by computer hacker Theo from the 1988 action film Die Hard.

  • Geico: The Gecko commercial featuring Jar Jar Binks is a parody of the celebrity commercials featuring real Geico car insurance customers who get someone famous to re-enact what the person is saying using their own methods of story-telling that they are well-known for.

  • Boba Fett: I've got a blue light-saber and a red light-saber. Put them together and what do you have? Purple rain! Boba Fett makes a reference to the popular 1984 movie starring Prince in the semi-auto biography film entitled Purple Rain.