Bed and Bored

Season 7, Ep 15, Aired 2/1/95
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  • Episode Description
  • Roseanne feigns illness to get some rest, and has everyone at her beck and call, exhausting them. David gets a call from her doctor at the diner while covering a shift for her, and David realizes that she has not been put on bed rest as she has said. When David confronts her, Roseanne makes a deal with him to be quiet, David agrees against his better judgement. Jackie confronts Bev about being a terrible mother, and is surprised by the reaction.moreless

  • Cast & Crew
  • John Goodman

    Dan Conner

  • Laurie Metcalf

    Jackie Harris

  • Sara Gilbert

    Darlene Conner Healy

  • Roseanne Barr

    Roseanne Conner

  • Sarah Chalke

    Rebecca "Becky" Conner Healy

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (9)

    • Mark: I'm gonna give you five good reasons why I can borrow the car. (holds his hand up flat instead of making a fist)
      David: What is this? What're you going to do? Wave at me? (Mark realizes his stupidity and slaps David on the head) Ow!

    • Dan: Is dandruff shampoo bad for dishes? Jackie: Are they already in there? Dan: Yeah. Jackie: No, it's fine.

    • Jackie: (As Dan carries Jackie out on his back, she struggles and gleefully continues to describe Bev's admission of guilt) Roseanne, it was glorious!! (Holds onto the wall) No, no, wait. Roseanne, she cried!!!

    • Jackie: You are not gonna believe this...Mom says she's a bad mother! Roseanne: You mean in the way that Shaq is a 'Bad Mutha'?

    • David: (after Dan finds out that David has been lying for Roseanne) You aren't going to kill me, are you, Mr. Conner? Dan: Kill YOU, Nooo. This isn't squirrel season, David. I'm hunting bear.

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    Trivia (2)

    • In "Bed and Bored" Jackie admits to cutting up her mother's wedding dress and blaming it on the dog, but later when Darlene gets married, Nana Mary and Bev talk about wearing the dress to their own weddings.

    • In the scene in the kitchen/laundry room when Dan is stressing out about having to do everything, in the first shot his shirt is tucked in. In the very next shot of him, it isn't, then, it is again, and then once again, is isn't

    Allusions (1)

    • Mark's "five good reasons" warning to David is taken from a similar exchange in the animated TV special A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965) where Lucy gave her brother Linus the same kind of "fisty" admonishment.

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