Roseanne

Single Married Female

Season 7, Ep 18, Aired 2/22/95
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  • Episode Description
  • In Roseanne's absence, Dan gets unexpected advice from David after discovering a scandalous secret concerning Jackie.

  • Cast & Crew
  • John Goodman

    Dan Conner

  • Laurie Metcalf

    Jackie Harris

  • Michael Fishman

    David Jacob "D.J." Conner

  • Betsy Borns

  • Gail Mancuso

  • Fan Reviews (1)
  • Jackie contemplates having an affair while roseanne is out of town.

    By megan792, May 26, 2007

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (8)

    • Dan: (sitting with baby Andy on the couch) Are you doing what I think you're doing? (wrinkles up his nose and inhales) Oh yes, you ARE!...Here. Here's a little something to read (hands him a magazine).

    • Dan: Aw, Fred, look, a couple's spending time apart is critical for marriage. If Roseanne didn't go on these periodic trips (pauses) I'd only have death to look forward to.

    • Jackie: (about Fred who's just sulked out to the car) He hates it when we fight before dinner. Dan: Around here, we call that grace.

    • David: (leaving Mark and following Dan into the kitchen) Mr. Conner, do you still want to talk anymore about your friend's problem? Dan: No, thanks. David: It's okay, Mark won't come in-- he just heard a firetruck.

    • Dan: Marriage is not a game, Fred. A game is something that's fun and you can win. Marriage is a blood sport.

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    Trivia (1)

    • Roseanne does not appear in the majority of this episode. She only appears in the coda of this episode explaining why she wasn't in that evening's episode and telling her version of where babies come from.

    Allusions (2)

    • Jackie: (When Stacy wants her to go to a night club with her) Did Lee Iacocca go gallivanting around with his mechanics? I DON'T THINK SO!!! Jackie is making an allusion to American industrialist and former chairman of Chrysler Corporation, Lee Iacocca.

    • Dan: (after seeing Jackie being friendly with another guy at the Lobo) You swear to me that there's nothing going on between you and this guy? Jackie: Cross my legs and hope to die! Jackie is making an allusion to the old, childhood adage, "Cross my heart and hope to die".

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