Roseanne

The Monday Thru Friday Show

Season 1, Ep 12, Aired 1/24/89
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  • Episode Description
  • Dan and Roseanne disagree about where to spend a romantic 15th anniversary; Becky refuses to dissect a frog in biology class; Darlene finds her paper route more than she can handle.

  • Cast & Crew
  • John Goodman

    Dan Conner

  • Laurie Metcalf

    Jackie Harris

  • Sara Gilbert

    Darlene Conner Healy

  • Michael Fishman

    David Jacob "D.J." Conner

  • Danny Jacobson

  • Fan Reviews (1)
  • Dan and Roseanne have conficting ideas as they plan their long-lost honeymoon on their fifteenth wedding anniversary. Becky is adamant about having to dissect a frog in biology class.

    By SparkleFarkle, Oct 27, 2007

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (9)

    • Darlene: (after eventually being fired from the paper route, Darlene is asked by Roseanne to discuss with her parents what happened) I figured a paper route was an easy way to make some money. Dan: Haha Darlene, there's no easy way to make money. If there was, your mother would've found it by now.

    • Dan: (taking a brochure out of his pocket) What's this in my pocket? It could be, it might be, it is. Holy cow, it's a honeymoon! (opening the brochure for Roseanne to look at) Why yes. It's paradise. Jackie: Ohh, another guy that thinks he's got paradise in his jeans. Roseanne: Yeah, paradise lost.

    • Jackie: You know what'd be my idea of a perfect honeymoon? Roseanne: Uh, Mel Gibson and a stick of butter.

    • Roseanne: Two customers have already started calling for their papers. Darlene: Damn! Roseanne: Well there's no need to cuss for hell's sake.

    • Becky: I still can't believe I got a C. Roseanne: Well Becky, if all you cared about was getting an A, you would've gone in there and chopped up that frog, but instead you did the right thing. Becky: If I did the right thing, how come I feel so lousy? Roseanne: Well...maybe it's your body rejecting the C.

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    Allusions (1)

    • When Dan says: It could be, it might be, it is. Holy cow, it's a honeymoon!, he's making an allusion to Chicago Cubs late great broadcaster, Harry Caray. Harry Caray was known for his broadcasting antics, and used to use similar lines when a player came close to or hit a home run, especially "Holy Cow." The Conners lived in Lanford, Illinois.

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