Royal Pains

Crazy Love

Season 1, Ep 7, Aired 7/23/09
Rate Episode
146 votes
  • Episode Description
  • Hank discovers that there is more then meets the eye with Boris.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Mark Feuerstein

    Dr. Hank Lawson

  • Jill Flint

    Jill Casey

  • Paulo Costanzo

    Evan Lawson

  • Reshma Shetty

    Divya Katdare

  • Campbell Scott

    Boris Kuester von Jurgens-Ratenicz

  • Photos (2)
  • Fan Reviews (1)
  • A friend of Jill's, Katie who studies sharks has business with Boris and gets bitten by his shark in the basement. A Latin woman named Sophia ends up being a patient because of an accident and other complications. Jill and Hank have problems.

    By jyarter, Jul 24, 2009

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (7)

    • Evan: Hi, there. You looking for somebody? Maybe somebody who knows how to surf without perling? Katie: You got me. I like to base my relationships on surfing technique.

    • (Katie earlier referred to Hank as "M.S.G.") Hank: What's an M.S.G.? Evan: Medical super god. Hank: Oh, alright. Evan: Miniature sex gimp. Mumbling snow gerbil. (Much later, Evan's still guessing what it means.) Evan: Macho surfing guru, right? No? Mucus spewing growth. (Still, much later...) Evan: Medieval slut gatherer. Man seeking guacamole. Manatee...

    • Hank: Oh, okay, so you're gonna take credit for everything that happens in my life post-Brooklyn? Evan: Man, a butterfly flaps its wings.

    • Evan: There you are. You want some eggs? Hank: No, I don't. Evan: That's good,'cause I only made enough for me.

    • Evan: (to Divya) I do billing. You do 'medicine-y' stuff.

    Show More Quotes

    Notes (2)

    • Original International Air Dates:
      United Kingdom: June 20, 2010 on Hallmark
      Germany: June 28, 2011 on RTL
      Czech Republic: February 28, 2012 on Universal Channel
      Slovakia: June 20, 2012 on Doma

    • Featured Music: "Faster Faster" by The Ivy Walls "Let Her Know" by Estate "Toe the Line" by The Alternate Routes "Waking" by Hayley Taylor "I'm Leaving" by Conrad Korsch

    Allusions (7)

    • Hank: (after seeing the shark in Boris' basement) Right now I feel like I'm living on a Bond villain's property. In the 1989 film Licence to Kill, which starred Timothy Dalton as James Bond, Bond tries to avenge the death of his friend CIA agent Felix Leiter, who was thrown into a shark tank owned by the movie's villain, drug lord Franz Sanchez.

    • Evan: Okay there, Highlander. Why don't we just put the knife down? Duncan MacLeod (aka The Highlander) is the fictional sword-wielding immortal in the '90s fantasy TV series The Highlander, whose title character was played by Adrian Paul. In the original film version (1986), Christopher Lambert portrayed Duncan's predecessor, Connor MacLeod.

    • Evan: Please tell Zorro here that you performed all the procedures on this bill. Zorro, a fictional character featured in written literature and various media, is depicted as a Spanish mask-wearing outlaw whose signature move is leaving a 'Z' mark with his rapier after defeating his opponents.

    • Evan: I really don't want to be thrown in his hedge maze to be gored by a Minotaur or something. In Greek mythology, artificer Daedalus constructed a labyrinth for King Minos to entrap a half-man-half-bull creature called the Minotaur.

    • Evan: 'My summer guy'? Isn't that the Judy Blume novel? Judy Blume, an American author of numerous children and young adult novels, published the New York Bestseller Summer Sisters in 1998.

    Show More Allusions
  • Add a Comment
    In reply to :
    • There are no comments yet. Be the first by adding your thoughts above.