Scoundrels

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  • Episode Guide
  • S 1 : Ep 8

    Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf

    Aired 8/15/10

  • S 1 : Ep 7

    That's the Way the Money Goes

    Aired 8/8/10

  • S 1 : Ep 6

    Birds of a Feather Flock Together

    Aired 8/1/10

  • S 1 : Ep 5

    Yes, Sir, Yes, Sir, Three Bags Full

    Aired 7/25/10

  • S 1 : Ep 4

    Where Have You Been, Charming Billy?

    Aired 7/18/10

  • Cast & Crew
  • Virginia Madsen

    Cheryl West

  • David James Elliott

    Wolfgang "Wolf" West

  • Carlos Bernard

    Sergeant Mack

  • Patrick Flueger

    Logan West/Calvin "Cal" West

  • Vanessa Marano

    Hope West

  • show Description
  • Based on a New Zealand series entitled Outrageous Fortune, this ABC drama project spots a family of small-time criminals trying to undo their no-good habits.

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  • Quotes (15)

    • Cheryl: There's two rules this family has always lived by. One, we do not invade people's homes. At least, not when they're in them. Cal: Wha- She wasn't supposed to be there, obviously. Cheryl: And two, we never, ever, use violence! Cal: I didn't! She did! She should register her feet as, like, lethal weapons or something.

    • Cheryl: Let's go get Grandpa. Heather: Mom, no. No. Do not let him move in here! Remember last time, he thought my closet was the bathroom and peed on four pairs of my shoes? He's crazy. Cheryl: He's family. Family beats crazy.

    • (Lying in bed while kissing) Wolf: And get the money off Charlie for those phone cards, right? Cheryl: Been there, done that. Wolf: And you gotta get those cases of scotch to Falini. Cheryl: Mm-hmm. Just leave it in my very capable hands. Wolf: Hey! Don't forget to shred the tracking numbers. Cheryl: Wolf, shut up and get on top of me.

    • Cheryl: You won't be seeing us anymore, sergeant. The West family will no longer be bothering the Palm Spring Police Department. Sergeant Mack: You moving? Cheryl: No. We're turning over a new leaf. We're changing our business model. Sergeant Mack: (laughs) Oh. You crack me up, Cheryl. A leopard can't change his spots. Can't be done. Cheryl: I say it can. Just wait and see.

    • Cheryl: (answering her phone) Ugh, Heather, this is really not... Heather: (cutting her off) Mom, you have to come home right now. Grandpa's insane. He thinks I'm grandma. Cheryl: It's just the Alzheimers. Can't you just play along for a couple of hours? Heather: He thinks I'm pregnant with daddy. Grandpa West: Okay, Rita. Time to go now. Heather: Grandpa, go away! Grandpa West: Rita! Heather: Mom, he wants to go with me to the delivery room so he can cut the cord. If you don't come home right now, I am leaving. Cheryl: Okay, fine. I'll go get Hope from school. She can miss half a day. She knows how to talk to him. Heather: Yeah, she speaks fluent pervert.

    • Heather: You're the one who's always telling me to get off my butt and do something with my life. Wolf: (from the shower) Everything okay? Cheryl: Fabulous. When I told you to get off your butt, I did not mean put it on exhibit. Heather: These are modeling photos, mom. Cheryl: For what? An invisible line of clothing? Heather: Mom, Rene is a brilliant artist. See? Totally legitimate. He shot Gisele Bundchen when she was 14. You know what she made last year? Cheryl: Some dirty old men very happy? Heather: Over $30 million.

    • Sergeant Mack: (about Logan speaking to Cheryl) He's your big success story, isn't he? Pretty ironic, though, him being admitted to the bar the very same day his daddy's put behind 'em.

    • Cheryl: Heather, rise and shine. Cops. Heather: How am I supposed to shine if my skin cells can't get enough sleep? Cheryl: Hope, get up. We got company. Hope: Why don't they just move in and save on gas?

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    Notes (16)

    • Featured Music: "Kissed It" by Macy Gray (Cheryl and Wolf are in the bed) "A Girl Can Dream" by Melissa McClelland (Cheryl looks in the mirror while Wolf prepares to go to court) "Further The Sky" by Gabe Dixon Band (Cheryl is sitting in her car outside of the prison) "Calypso" by Blonde Acid Cult (Cal drives up to the house) "Uncharted" by Sara Bareilles (Cheryl makes a change)

    • Original International Air Dates: Canada - June 20, 2010 on CTV

    • Featured Music: "Hello" by Via Audio (Cal and Mrs. Hong meet) "Shine" by Rosi Golan (Cheryl goes back to work feeling vindicated and Heather meets a modeling manager)

    • Original International Air Dates: Canada - June 27, 2010 on CTV

    • Featured Music: "Hey Sugar" by The Ride Theory (Wolf gets a prison visit from Cheryl and his daughters) "Revelator" by Vibrolux (During the party) "Wild Beast" by The Hangmen (Logan and Hugh are in the office working after hours) "Rock and Roll" by Flash Lightning (at the strip club) "Jerk It" by Thunderheist (Heather and Hugh at strip club) "Change Of Heart" by El Perro Del Mar (prison visit where Cheryl tells Wolfe she wants to take a break from visiting him)

    • Original International Air Dates: Canada - July 11, 2010 on CTV

    • Featured Music: "Billy Bad Billy" by Circuit Riders (Cal's best friend dies) "I Just Wanna Talk" by The Dig (Wolfe arrives at Billy's funeral) "Dance to the Rhythm" by Eugene Blackwell (West house during Billy's wake) "Sirens" by Gabe Dixon Band (Cheryl and Wolfe spent time together alone) "Cold Heat" by Lil Lavair & The Fabulous Jades (Logan interrupts Wolfe and Cheryl) "Smile" by Deadstring Brothers (during Billy's wake) "Full Cirlce (Strings)" by Henning Lohner (plays in the background of a film on laptop) "Good Thing Part 1" by Frank Williams & The Rocketeers (Cal talks to Cheryl about working the case) "The Thing" by Carleen & The Groovers (Cal gets intoxicated) "River Song" by Deadstring Brothers (Cheryl and Wolfe are dancing) "Set Me Free" by Ralph "Soul" Jackson (Hope in the restroom) "Your Love Keeps Drawing Me Closer" by Johnson, Hawkins, Tatum & Durr (Cal and Logan's conversation) "Bulls Through" by The Henry Clay People (Hope and Cheryl's conversation)

    • Original International Air Dates: Canada - July 18, 2010 on CTV

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  • Fan Reviews (1)
  • No wonder it's airing in the summer

    By Arrix85, Jun 28, 2010

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