And Jill Came Tumbling After

Season 1, Ep 1, Aired 6/20/10
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  • Episode Description
  • Mom decides it's time to go straight after the patriarch of a family of small-town criminals is sentenced to a long term in prison and she's left in charge.

  • Cast & Crew
  • David James Elliott

    Wolfgang “Wolf” West

  • Patrick Flueger

    Logan West/Calvin “Cal” West

  • Leven Rambin

    Heather West

  • Vanessa Marano

    Hope West

  • Carlos Bernard

    Sergeant Mack

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  • Fan Reviews (1)
  • this is it?

    By karlwolfe50, Jun 22, 2010

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (8)

    • Cheryl: There's two rules this family has always lived by. One, we do not invade people's homes. At least, not when they're in them. Cal: Wha- She wasn't supposed to be there, obviously. Cheryl: And two, we never, ever, use violence! Cal: I didn't! She did! She should register her feet as, like, lethal weapons or something.

    • Cheryl: Let's go get Grandpa. Heather: Mom, no. No. Do not let him move in here! Remember last time, he thought my closet was the bathroom and peed on four pairs of my shoes? He's crazy. Cheryl: He's family. Family beats crazy.

    • (Lying in bed while kissing) Wolf: And get the money off Charlie for those phone cards, right? Cheryl: Been there, done that. Wolf: And you gotta get those cases of scotch to Falini. Cheryl: Mm-hmm. Just leave it in my very capable hands. Wolf: Hey! Don't forget to shred the tracking numbers. Cheryl: Wolf, shut up and get on top of me.

    • Cheryl: You won't be seeing us anymore, sergeant. The West family will no longer be bothering the Palm Spring Police Department. Sergeant Mack: You moving? Cheryl: No. We're turning over a new leaf. We're changing our business model. Sergeant Mack: (laughs) Oh. You crack me up, Cheryl. A leopard can't change his spots. Can't be done. Cheryl: I say it can. Just wait and see.

    • Cheryl: (answering her phone) Ugh, Heather, this is really not... Heather: (cutting her off) Mom, you have to come home right now. Grandpa's insane. He thinks I'm grandma. Cheryl: It's just the Alzheimers. Can't you just play along for a couple of hours? Heather: He thinks I'm pregnant with daddy. Grandpa West: Okay, Rita. Time to go now. Heather: Grandpa, go away! Grandpa West: Rita! Heather: Mom, he wants to go with me to the delivery room so he can cut the cord. If you don't come home right now, I am leaving. Cheryl: Okay, fine. I'll go get Hope from school. She can miss half a day. She knows how to talk to him. Heather: Yeah, she speaks fluent pervert.

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    Notes (2)

    • Featured Music: "Kissed It" by Macy Gray (Cheryl and Wolf are in the bed) "A Girl Can Dream" by Melissa McClelland (Cheryl looks in the mirror while Wolf prepares to go to court) "Further The Sky" by Gabe Dixon Band (Cheryl is sitting in her car outside of the prison) "Calypso" by Blonde Acid Cult (Cal drives up to the house) "Uncharted" by Sara Bareilles (Cheryl makes a change)

    • Original International Air Dates: Canada - June 20, 2010 on CTV

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