My Monster

Season 2, Ep 10, Aired 12/12/02
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  • Episode Description
  • Elliot still doesn't have a place to live. J.D. thinks he's lost his mojo when he can't even kiss the giftshop girl while they go out on a date. Turk and Carla are having romance problems, because she feels he's not being as generous to her as she is to him. And Dr. Cox freaks out when he lets Jordan move in to his place due to her pregnancy.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Angela Nissel

  • Gail Mancuso

  • Sarah Lancaster


  • Christa Miller-Lawrence

    Jordan Sullivan

  • Aloma Wright

    Nurse Laverne Roberts

  • Fan Reviews (8)
  • Cox, JD, and Turk have lady troubles.

    By Canogaparkcindy, May 21, 2010

  • Turk and Carla have relationship problems, as do Dr. Cox and Jordan. J.D. Elliot is forced to live in the back of a truck as she has no time to find another place, and J.D. loses his mojo while dating Lisa the gift-shop girl.

    By Trottelfresse, May 10, 2008

  • Fine example.

    By MrPixelAttack, May 28, 2007

  • Classic Episode: Laughed all the way through it "crazy lady say what - what - thatta girl hahaha very good

    By Luthor_Corp_07, Apr 20, 2007

  • Couples ahoy!

    By SMGslayer97, Feb 03, 2007

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (42)

    • Turk: What'd you page me to the roof for? Carla: Well, I was thinking that you work so hard... And that if I want surprise and romance that maybe it's my turn to be the one who brings it. So, I brought us a couple of salads... Turk(unenthusiastically): That's great. Carla: ...a box of thirty-six hot-wings... Turk: Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout! Carla: ...and some blue cheese dressing! Turk: I LOVE THIS WOMAN!

    • Elliot: Hey. J.D.: Is this where you're sleeping tonight? Elliot: Yeah, so? It's, uh, it's cozy... Hospital-adjacent. J.D.: Elliot! Come on! This is crazy - you're living out of a van like a hobo... or Jewel. Elliot: Her poetry changed my life.

    • Turk: I mean, I consider myself a really romantic guy who's just a little stressed out. And I thought the one person who'd understand that would be Carla. Dr. Cox: You know what the weird thing is, is that I'm actually trying this time. Turk: I just wonder if I'm what she really wants. Dr. Cox: I just wonder if I'll ever be able to make it work out with anyone. J.D.: My peep's on the fritz. Turk: Dude! Dr. Cox: Oh, poor Newbie. J.D.: No, no! No, no, no, no! No, I'm talking about you guys! 'Cause y-y-y-you guys are like-you guys are like my peeps, you're my dawgs, and you on the fritz. So, there-that's where I get "peeps"/"fritz" came from. Dr. Cox: God love you, Newbie. Thank you for... giving me some perspective.

    • Dr. Cox: Okay. I'm going to engage you two in a conversation. And you speak of it to no one, agreed? J.D.: Okay...? Dr. Cox: It has gotten to the point where I'm starting to go back in my head over all my old relationships. I mean, don't get me wrong, it's not like I'm going to sit here and count up all the women I've ever slept with... Turk: Twelve. J.D.: Nine. Dr. Cox: Eighteen. But not one of them ever really understood me.

    • J.D.'s Narration: You never expect a cliché to be an actual conversation starter. Turk: Women! Huh? Dr. Cox: Tell me about it. J.D.: It's like they're from another planet!

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    Notes (3)

    • Original International Airdates:
      Czech Republic: February 5, 2013 on Prima COOL

    • Title Explanation: "My Monster" refers to J.D. calling the hospital a monster.

    • The sex scene between Elliot and J.D. took a whole day to shoot.

    Trivia (5)

    • In this episode we learn that Dr. Cox has slept with 18 women, Turk 12 and J.D. nine women.

    • Featured Music: "Dreaming of You" by The Coral "Daydreams and Lies" by Keren DeBerg "Jeffersons Theme Song"

    • Girl Names for J.D.: Denise

    • In this episode we learn that one of Carla's sister is a model.

    • In the cafeteria scene towards the end when Dr.Cox, Turk and J.D. talk about their problems, Dr. Cox can be seen wearing a 'Bob Kelso' coat for a few shots instead of 'Perry Cox' in the others.

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