Seinfeld

The Chinese Woman

Season 6, Ep 4, Aired 10/13/94
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  • Episode Description
  • Jerry and Elaine see George's father with a man with a cape but don't say hello. Jerry discovers a Chinese woman on George's phone line after the wires get crossed and he gets a date with her. Kramer gets worried about his sperm count, so he goes to a fertility clinic and then makes a change in his choice of undergarments. Elaine ruins her friend Noreen's latest romance with a long talker. The Chinese woman turns out to be Jewish and from Long Island. Estelle gets advice about her relationship with Frank from the Chinese woman, but discounts it when she meets her. George's life is made miserable when his parent's separate.moreless

  • Cast & Crew
  • Michael Richards (I)

    Cosmo Kramer

  • Jerry Seinfeld

    Himself

  • Julia Louis-Dreyfus

    Elaine Marie Benes (not in pilot)

  • Jason Alexander

    George Louis Costanza

  • Peter Mehlman

  • Fan Reviews (2)
  • Look out for the Man in the Cape!

    By GeorgeJobson, Dec 21, 2006

  • Seinfeld can do better

    By Grandweener, Jun 15, 2006

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (10)

    • Kramer: (unhappy with boxer shorts) There's nothing holding me in place. I'm flipping, I'm flopping.

    • Jerry: (about George) It's a shame his parents didn't get divorced thirty years ago. He could've been normal.

    • Jerry: (to a polite smoker) No, go ahead. I second-hand smoke two packs a day.

    • George: (leaving a message on Jerry's answering machine) Hey, it's George. I got nothing to say.

    • George: (referring to divorce) All right, let me just say one thing. There is no way this is gonna happen, you hear me? No way! Because if you think I'm going to two Thanksgivings, you're out of your mind!

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