The English Patient

Trivia, Quotes, Notes and Allusions

Quotes (42)

  • Jerry: (to George) So she wanted you to come up but you left because you thought some guy might be calling you!?!

  • Elaine: Oh, come on, Blaine. I mean, look at the poster for Sack Lunch. Blaine: It's a family in a brown paper bag.

  • Guillermo: Ladies and gentleman, because we have been exploited by your Magic Pan Crepe restaurants, we are hijacking this plane to Cuba. Kindly stay in your seats, and shut that movie off. Elaine: Aw, nuts!

  • George: So, we meet at last. I admire your skills, Mr. Peanut.

  • Izzy Sr.: Hey, I can't see the TV. Jerry: (approaches the TV and moves) Here! (leaves w/ the Mandelbaums shocked) Izzy: You think you're better than us, don't you?!

  • Earl: I thought he quit smoking cigars. Kramer: Well, yeah, yeah. But they also rolled for his brother… Dennis. Earl: Dennis Castro? Kramer: Uh, Dwayne. Earl: Get the hell outta my office. Kramer: What!?

  • Jerry: I swear to you, I didn't know the TV was bolted to the table.

  • Dugan: (enthusiastically about "The English Patient") Oh yes. It was so romantic. It ravished me.

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Notes (2)

  • Lloyd Bridges is credited as a "Special Appearance".

  • Instead of the Castle Rock logo closing music, we hear the three Mandelbaums saying "Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!"

Trivia (4)

  • This is the first Florida - based episode where Jack Klompus doesn't appear.

  • George says to Danielle that she really only had to give him Neil's number, and didn't have to take him out. She then invites him to stay the night and he says he can't; he wants to be home in case Neil calls. Neil doesn't know who George is, nor does he have his number. As George just said, Danielle just gave Neil's number to him, and not the other way around.

  • After Jerry puts down the weights and Izzy says, "Step aside string bean", Jerry rolls the weight back so that Izzy can get to the larger one. Izzy didn't say that he was going to lift the larger one, so why would Jerry move it back?

  • When Elaine and Mr. Peterman enter the theatre, different people are in the seats to those who are around them a few scenes later.

Allusions (1)

  • Jerry: What if it's Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong is the astronaut who was the first man to set foot on the moon back in 1969.