Seinfeld

The Label Maker

Season 6, Ep 12, Aired 1/19/95
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  • Episode Description
  • Jerry and Elaine experience "re-gifting" and "de-gifting" when it comes to a label maker and a pair of Superbowl tickets. George loves his new girlfriend's apartment, but is shocked to learn that she has a male roommate. Meanwhile, Kramer and Newman become engrossed in a game of Risk.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Michael Richards (I)

    Cosmo Kramer

  • Jerry Seinfeld

    Himself

  • Julia Louis-Dreyfus

    Elaine Marie Benes (not in pilot)

  • Jason Alexander

    George Louis Costanza

  • Alec Berg

  • Fan Reviews (3)
  • Very good.

    By cactusjack39, Feb 11, 2009

  • A very special episode of Seinfeld and probably one of the best, by far.

    By familyguy12, Apr 09, 2007

  • Kramer and Newman duke it out with a game of Risk.

    By funkmasterjim9, Jul 28, 2005

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (16)

    • Kramer: (close to victory in Risk) You know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine.

    • Kramer: (after catching Newman cheating at Risk) I'm taking the Congo as a penalty!

    • Kramer: (to Jerry) Alright, fine, you sit there and you watch while Newman takes over the world. But he'd be a horrible leader. And you know who's going to suffer? The little people. You and George.

    • George: I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.

    • Kramer: Jerry, Newman and I are engaged in an epic struggle for world domination. It’s winner take all. People cannot be trusted. Newman: Don't look at me. Kramer: Oh, I'm looking right at you, Big Daddy.

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    Notes (1)

    • Although the outside shot of the football stadium was actually of the formerly named Joe Robbie Stadium, the inside was not.

    Trivia (4)

    • When the labels fall off Scott's boxes, several glue droplets are seen, but label maker labels have a sticky adhesive backing. There would be no glue droplets left if they fell off.

    • There is no Ambassador hotel in Miami; the only listed hotel under that name in the U.S. is in Los Angeles.

    • The fire-escape Newman uses to get into Jerry's apartment is black metal, but whenever we see Jerry's building from the outside, it is white stone.

    • In this episode Jerry tells George that Kramer didn't want the Superbowl tickets because he's only interested in Canadian Football. However, in the episode "The Masseuse" Kramer jumps at the opportunity to go to the New York Giants game.

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