The Library

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  • 8.9

    Well I have a review for you, joyboy....

    By whoaitsconner, Oct 20, 2010

    Problems: Jerry finds out he has an overdue book from 1971. The book is Tropic of Cancer. He thinks that he can get a testimony from one of his old girlfriends. But her side of the story seems totally different. George thinks he sees his old gym teacher who called him "Cantstandya". Elaine has problems pleasing her boss, and Kramer gets intimate with a library worker.

    Great episode! Mr. Bookman was great! His monologues were spectacular! I was laughing so hard! Everything tied together perfectly. This was yet again a sign to all the early Seinfeld fans that this show would someday become big.moreless

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  • 9.5


    By bigbandtheory, Feb 25, 2010

    I really enjoyed tis episode,it had evething to be the perfect episode of seifeld, unlike last weeka, it had kramer, george,good dialogue, elaine, various plots, many twists and misunderstandindings. I especially liked it because they showed the past, and i also loved Mr. Bookman, " Listen, hot-shot, i´ve been working on this bussinesss for a really long time, so don´t you think you can trick me" or ssomethin like that. Overaall a very good episode, a clasic of seinfeld that i recommend for eveyone to see, because it really is hilarious, and a mean big lUGHS RELLLY!! Great Stuff!moreless

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  • 7.5

    A trip to the past...

    By Canogaparkcindy, Aug 21, 2008

    This episode centers around a library which triggers moments from their past, Jerry turned out to be some nerd with a creepy hairdo. While George was a total nerd. And the library misses a the book, Tropic Of Cancer goes missing. and Jerry owes 50,000 dollars. We also find out that Jerry's love interest when he was younger now looks really ugly,I like how they try to solve a mystery on where the book went & it all adds up in the end, and also it fits in to the homeless PE teacher story, a great episode with a lot of flashbacks!moreless

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  • 9.1

    A very special episode

    By poinsecurra, Aug 07, 2008

    This is one of my absolutely favorite Seinfeld episodes. It's pitch perfect, with Phillip Baker Hall playing library cop Bookman. I love it. I love every minute of it.

    Jerry checked out a book in 1971 from the library and is in trouble with the library cop, George runs into an old high school teacher and Kramer dates the librarian. It's all perfect. One of the best episodes of the series and the third season, along with "The Parking Garage", "The Tape", "The Pen", "The Red Dot", and "The Boyfriend".

    Hats off to a great third season.moreless

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  • 9.0

    This and the Chinese Restaurant are the beginnings of the show's classic pattern everything is evolving in these episodes leading to the classic later years Larry David realized what he had and the actors are getting more comfortable in their roles

    By Kattlee, Oct 17, 2007

    This is one of my very favorite episodes because you can see Jerry just barely managing to suppress his laughter at Philip Baker Hall and to think he was in Boogie Nights .. he is just too damn funny .... could anything be any funnier .... ..Mr. Bookman, you're great.. ..

    you buy a jar of Folger's you put it in the cupboard, you forget about it...hilarious

    pee pee's and wee wee's........classic

    Can't Stand ya, cant stand ya....... Georgie Boy

    The Five Chinese Brothers.. ... Love seeing Jerry and George in high school, those hair do's are hysterical... ..... That's gold, Jerry, Gold...yada yadamoreless

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  • 9.8

    In one of the truly classic episodes in the best show of all time\'s history, Jerry gets a visit from the library detective, Kramer begins to fall in love with a librarian and George sees his hated high school gym teacher,now a homeless man.

    By HendrixFan42, Dec 16, 2006

    One of the best one episode characters in Seinfeld\'s history, the Library Detective is an hilariously stubborn old fashioned man who confronts Jerry about a missing book years ago that was never returned. Jerry goes to see his girlfriend at the time to see if he returned the book, only to find indeed he had not! Meanwhile, Kramer meets a pretty librarian and George sees his brown toothed underwear pulling gym teacher, who now as a bum living under the steps of the NYC Public Library, give him a wedgie yet again, this time atomic! The ending is a great twist, and I won\'t spoil it. One of my favorites.moreless

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  • 10

    Hilarious, fantastic writing and stand out performance by "Mr. Bookman", Philip Baker Hall!

    By BuskieBoy, May 31, 2006

    This is one of the reasons why I love watching this show. The way the writers make everything come full circle. You can watch an episode and the gang are all doing their own thing and yet somehow it all comes together.

    I love how the evil gym teacher had ended up having the book all these years! I loved seeing George with an Afro, and Jerry with long stringy hair, priceless!

    But without a doubt the crowning gem of this episode has to be the performance of the actor who played Mr. Bookman, Philip Baker Hall! His speech about the evils of those who don't return books, and how they don't care is absolutely brilliant.

    I think he should have gotten an Emmy for this episode. He makes this one of the classic episodes!moreless

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  • 10

    Really enjoyed this episode. It was hilarious seeing George and Jerry as high-schoolers. And the "Can't Stan Ya" bit was so funny!

    By LisaGansky, Aug 01, 2005

    The Library was a really funny episode. I totally love it. It's so funny to me to see Jerry and George as high school kids (even though they look somewhat old for it!). The braces Jerry sported were great. It mocks a serious subject (teacher - student relationships) but makes it really funny. In the end the gym teacher got what he deserved (became a hobo) after harassing George (calling him "Can't Stand Ya" instead of Costanza, and giving him a wedgie) and getting fired. I did like the fact that the library book wasn't just a red herring, and it turns out the homeless gym teacher has hung onto it all these years. Fun episode!moreless

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