Seinfeld

The Pick

Season 4, Ep 13, Aired 12/16/92
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  • Episode Description
  • Elaine is humiliated when she accidentally shows a bit too much on her Christmas card photo, that she has sent out to everyone she knows. Jerry has a date with the model from the plane, she later dumps Jerry because of "The Pick." George tries to reunite with Susan, but realizes it's a mistake, and uses "The Pick". Kramer goes to Calvin Klein to complain about "The Ocean," a fragrance they stole from him, and is asked to pose for a risqué underwear advertisement.moreless

  • Cast & Crew
  • Michael Richards (I)

    Cosmo Kramer

  • Jerry Seinfeld

    Himself

  • Julia Louis-Dreyfus

    Elaine Marie Benes (not in pilot)

  • Jason Alexander

    George Louis Costanza

  • Larry David

  • Fan Reviews (2)
  • Nip and Pick.

    By Dawnsdinosaurs, Jul 24, 2005

  • This could happen to you!

    By Canogaparkcindy, Apr 11, 2009

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (29)

    • George: Was it a scratch or a pick? Jerry: It was a pick! George: Hey, it's me you're talking to! Was there any nostril penetration? Jerry: (stutters) There may have been some accidental penetration!

    • George: Is this Elaine? (picks up the card) Dana: Yeah. George: Huh! (makes an unusual look to the card)

    • Elaine: I don't know but… I think I see your… (scene ends)

    • George: So we go to her apartment and she goes to the bathroom. I'm cursing myself, "now how do I get out of here?" Then it hit me like a bolt of lightning. The pick!

    • Jerry: Are we not human?! If we pick, do we not bleed?!

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    Trivia (2)

    • Jerry and Newman don't say their "Hello"'s like they usually do.

    • When Kramer is in the Calvin Klein meeting room in his jockies and he slides down the wall, he leaves a giant smear of body makeup on the wall.

    Allusions (1)

    • Jerry: If we pick, do we not bleed? I am not an animal! Shylock in "The Merchant of Venice": "If you prick us, do we not bleed?" The Elephant Man: "I am not an animal! I am a human being!"

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