The Secretary

Season 6, Ep 9, Aired 12/8/94
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  • Episode Description
  • At the movies, Jerry thinks he sees his drycleaner wearing his clothes, and Kramer gets Uma Thurman's phone number. Elaine buys a fancy dress, but soon begins to suspect that the store uses flattering mirrors. Meanwhile, George is proud of his responsible choice of who to hire as his new secretary. But, when things turn romantic, it puts George in an awkward position.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Michael Richards (I)

    Cosmo Kramer

  • Jerry Seinfeld


  • Julia Louis-Dreyfus

    Elaine Marie Benes (not in pilot)

  • Jason Alexander

    George Louis Costanza

  • Carol Leifer

  • Fan Reviews (1)
  • Well Written.

    By CTUBauer24, Apr 21, 2007

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (11)

    • Jerry: (after catching the dry cleaner's wife wearing his mother's fur coat) What, do you think the dry cleaner's your own personal closet?!

    • Kramer: When you're shopping on Madison Avenue, you don't want to skip on the swank.

    • George: You're extremely attractive, you're gorgeous. I'm looking at you, I can't even remember my name.

    • Jerry: It's incredible. Six months ago you were taking messages for your mother. George: And now someone's going to be taking messages for me. Jerry: From your mother.

    • Bania: For our next meal, do you think we should come here, or should we go someplace else? You know it has its pros and cons. On the one hand, here, you're guaranteed a great meal. On the other hand… Jerry: (interrupts) Yeah, yeah, I know. This would be good, but it would be the same. But if we go some place else, it would be different, but it might not be as good. It's a gamble. I get it!

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    Trivia (6)

    • Even though it's meant to be very cold when Elaine is wearing the dress outside with snow on the ground, no one has visible breath.

    • When Kramer buys the lotion, he clearly has a small shopping bag it came in. Then later, Bania brings Kramer's suit back complaining that moisturizer lotion spilled in the pants pocket. When did Kramer put the lotion in his pocket?

    • Elaines bra was white when she brought the dress back to the store and when she was trying on the second dress and Kramer was in the next stall, her bra was black.

    • When Kramer sells his suit to Bania he also sells his shirt because when you see Kramer in the dressing room he has no shirt on. At the end of the episode he is walking with Jerry and Elaine wearing Jerry's mothers fur coat and you can see his shirt underneath the fur coat.

    • Kramer is seen wearing boxer shorts, even though he stopped using them in "The Chinese Woman".

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