The Visa

Trivia, Quotes, Notes and Allusions

Quotes (21)

  • George: Jerry's whole life revolves around Superman and cereal!

  • Kramer: Yeah, well, Joe Pepitone or not, I own the inside of that plate! So I throw one inside, a little chin music… put him right on his pants, because I got to intimidate when I'm on the mound. Well, the next pitch, he's right back in the same place! So… I had to plunk him.

  • Babu: (blaming Jerry for his deportation to Pakistan) I am going to save up every rupee. For someday, I will get back to America, and when I do, I will exact vengeance on this man. I cannot forget it, he haunts me. He is a very bad man, very, very bad man.

  • George: Nobody is sicker than me.

  • Elaine: The turbo quadramatic transmission offers you the power and prestige to propel you well into the twenty-first century.

  • George: Toasting makes me uncomfortable, but toast I love. Never start the day without a good piece of toast. In fact, let's toast to toast.

  • George:(to Jerry) Would it kill you not to be so funny all the time? That's all I'm askin'. This woman thinks I'm very funny and now you're gonna be funny, so what am I gonna be? I'm gonna be a short bald guy with glasses who suddenly doesn't seem so funny.

  • Elaine: (about George) He thinks that if a woman sees a guy put on a better show, she'll walk out on his show and go see the other show.

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Notes (1)

  • In Latin America, this episode aired before "The Movie" (the previous episode).

Trivia (1)

  • Why can't Sheryl remember Jerry was funny at the start? He was laughing and (well attempting to) was making jokes.