Trivia, Quotes, Notes and Allusions
Joan: Kids I need your help.
Jamie: Sure mom.
Joan: Brandon Brindle is bringing this Japanese gentleman over to interview him for the new job and we gotta act like we're Brandon's family and that we love him.
Jamie: Mom, that's not just acting. That's Academy Award time.
Vicki: Academy Award time. In accepting this Oscar, I'd like to thank all the little people I stepped on to get here. You like me, you really like me!
Jamie: Why are we doin' this mom?
Joan: Oh, neighbors should do nice things for each other.
Jamie: We're talkin' about the Brindles.
Joan: And if we can get that clown that job, we'll get rid of him forever.
Jamie: Works for me.
Joan: Good. Now I'm goin' to be his wife Bonnie and Vicki, you're goin' to be Harriet. Think you can act like Harriet?
Vicki: (In the style of Harriet) If it isn't dream hunk, the love of my life! (Embraces Jamie)
Jamie: Down! Down you crazy erector set!
Vicki: Yes dear! (Pinches Jamie's cheeks)
Jamie: Ow. Well mom, if you two are Brindles, well who am I?
Joan: You're Jamie Lawson, the boy next door.
Jamie: Great, I was born to play that part.
Harriet: When you and I are married Jamie, we'll never fight. Not as long as you keep repeating those two magic words.
Jamie: What's that?
Harriet: Yes dear!
Harriet: (To Vicki): Hi-eee!
Vicki: (To Harriet): Hi-eee!
Harriet: (To Jamie): Oh! If it isn't dream hunk, the love of my life!
Jamie: (To Harriet): You're right, it isn't.
Harriet: (To Jamie): You know dimples, you really shouldn't play hard to get.
Jamie: (To Harriet): Oh I'm not Harriet. I'm playing impossible to get.
Harriet: (To Jamie): That's stupid sugar bear!
The production title of this episode is "Thy Neighbor's Wife".