Son of the Beach

Empty the Dragon

Season 3, Ep 10, Aired 8/20/02
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  • Episode Description
  • Notch travels to Japan with Kimberlee, Chip and Porcelain for the Nagasaki Fried Chicken (NFC) Karaoke Championships. To Porcelain's dismay, the blonde Kimberlee gets all the attention from the press. Notch gets involved with Binaka, whose crazed vegetarian father has concocted a formula that turns a chicken into a giant beast which is rampaging through Tokyo. The giant chicken captures Kimberlee and things look grim when the Japanese troops prepare to blast the big animal, but Notch comes to the rescue. Also, Chip visits a geisha house, where he gets a big, unexpected surprise.moreless

  • Cast & Crew
  • Timothy Stack

    Notch Johnson

  • Kimberly Oja

    Kimberlee Clark

  • Jaime Bergman

    B.J. Cummings

  • Roland Kickinger

    Chip Rommel

  • Leila Arcieri

    Jamaica St. Croix

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (4)

    • Professor Taykakaka: You have free range, chicken!

    • Notch Johnson: Professor! You've got the biggest cock I've ever seen!

    • Binaka: I'm sorry. I am crying because my father feels I have dishonored him by working in the chicken business. Notch Johnson: He does not like to see chicks get eaten?

    • Porcelain Bidet: All us big actors love Japan. We can do commercials there without hurting our American careers. Kimberlee Clark: American career? Oh, I didn't realize picking dollars up without your hands was a career. Porcelain Bidet: At least my crotch has seen daylight within the last ten years!

    Notes (1)

    • International Episode Titles: Czech Republic: Rytíř ze Šanghaje (Knight from Shanghai).

    Allusions (1)

    • Empty the Dragon: This episode's title is an allusion to the 1973 movie, Enter the Dragon, which starred Bruce Lee.

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