Son of the Beach

The Long Hot Johnson

Season 3, Ep 11, Aired 8/27/02
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  • Episode Description
  • Notch's old wet nurse, Aunt Jizzy, and company come to him with stories of Klan activity in South Malibu Adjacent and a scheme led by the notorious Bull Cracker to cheat them out of their homes. Notch joins the all-white South Malibu Adjacent Country Club to find out the truth, with Jamaica posing as his fiancee. Bull and his boys are about to make a move on Notch, Jamaica and Kimberlee, but they are rescued by a couple of unlikely allies: Bull's wife, Pussy Willow, and Porcelain. Also, Chip and B.J. try to help out by going undercover as a married brother and sister.moreless

  • Cast & Crew
  • Timothy Stack

    Notch Johnson

  • Kimberly Oja

    Kimberlee Clark

  • Jaime Bergman

    B.J. Cummings

  • Roland Kickinger

    Chip Rommel

  • Leila Arcieri

    Jamaica St. Croix

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (8)

    • Aunt Jizzy: Kimberlee, you got a real gentle way with babies. Kimberlee Clark: Oh well, maybe I'll have one of my own some day. Aunt Jizzy: What about you and Notch? You'd look mighty fine with a little Johnson inside you!

    • Bull Cracker: What brings you to our redneck of the woods?

    • Kimberlee Clark: Notch, you think there's a connection? Notch Johnson: No, but there may be a link.

    • Kimberlee Clark: It's a foreclosure notice! Notch Johnson: Are you saying Jizzy's being ejaculated?

    • Jamaica St. Croix(to Porcelain Bidet): Hate to burst your bubble, but we all got memberships from the new president, Pussy Willow. B.J. Cummings: Yeah, we're real tight with Pussy!

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    Notes (1)

    • International Episode Titles: Czech Republic: Jih proti Maliblbic√≠m (South Against Malibu Stupidity).

    Allusions (1)

    • The Long Hot Johnson: This episode's title is an allusion to the 1958 movie, The Long, Hot Summer, which starred Paul Newman.

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