South Park


Season 11, Ep 6, Aired 4/11/07
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  • Episode Description
  • Once again Mrs. Garrison gets dumped, but this time she decides to take it out on her fourth grade class. When the boys have finally had enough of their teacher's erratic mood swings and excessive homework assignments, they find out that there are people-for-hire that can help out in any situation. Meanwhile, Mrs. Garrison is finding life without men has its upsides.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Trey Parker

  • Matt Stone

  • Mona Marshall

    Voice of Sheila Broflovski; Linda Stotch; Various Others

  • Kyle McCulloch

    Voice of Unknown

  • Paula Holmberg

    Voice of Unknown

  • Fan Reviews (35)
  • superb

    By futuramarama, Jan 23, 2011

  • Not the best.

    By crzza, Mar 15, 2008

  • Admit this episode deserved more than the reviewers from this site gave it. Mr/Mrs Garrison turns into a lesbian and has to fight the persians that are trying to take ownership of their lesbian bar. - comical rip-off of the Movie 300.

    By killer13387, Feb 11, 2008

  • 300 parody, whats with all the new parodys?

    By jacobp76, Feb 02, 2008

  • A fantastic episode.

    By Skyancez, Nov 03, 2007

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (23)

    • Mrs. Garrison: Hey Tracy, hey Kate. Tracy: Hi Janet. Mrs. Garrison: Lookin' hot, Linda. Wanna go somewhere and scissor later on? Linda: Huh?

    • Allison: Have you, never even thought of being with another woman? Mrs. Garrison: Oh goodness no! Of course I haven't. I mean really, I don't even understand how two woman can make love. I mean unless they kinda just scissor or something.

    • (Cartman tells the Mexicans to do their homework)
      Stan: Dude, that is awesome. I had no idea you could do that.
      Cartman: Oh yeah, dude. Having Mexicans around totally kicks f***ing ass!

    • Allison: Hey, aren't you supposed to be teaching school right now? Mrs. Garrison: The school hired a substitute to cover for me. (scene changes to South Park Elementary where the kids are being taught math) Mexican: And so, to find the sum of the two fractions, you must always first check for the lowest common denominator. Other Mexicans: Si, yeah, si... Stan: These guys are pretty good. Kyle: Yeah, I think I'm actually learning something.

    • Narrator: And so it was that "Les Bos" was saved. The Persians had agreed to keep it a lesbian bar, for no dyke should be without cocktails.

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    Notes (1)

    • We learn in this episode that Mrs. Garrison's first name is now Janet, which he must have changed from Herbert after his sex-change operation.

    Trivia (6)

    • One of the lesbians says the name of the bar (Les Bos) is pronounced "luh-boh." However, les is actually pronounced "lay" in French.

    • Mrs. Garrison has no problem hiring Mexicans to spy on the Persians but in the episode It's Christmas in Canada she asks if they can 'get rid of all the Mexicans.'

    • The island of Lesbos and its inhabitants, the Lesbians, did actually assist in repelling the Persian armies when they tried to conquer Greece.

    • The lesbian bar Mrs. Garrison went to was called 'Les Bos'.

    • The building number of the club "13280" which, when converted to Leetspeak is LEZBO. 1=L 3=E 2=Z 8=B 0=O

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    Allusions (6)

    • The L Word: The lesbian love scenes are directed the same as the love scenes in the hit show, The L Word, as well as the title. In the show, woman are often faced with the idea of having lesbian sex for the first time, and the confusion of how lesbians can actually have sex. There is often an out lesbian that shows a straight woman that she doesn't need a man.

    • U-Haul: The moving truck building in which the Mexicans stand in front of, Moovit!, is an allusion to the popular moving truck rental business, U-Haul.

    • Mel Gibson: Mrs. Garrison calling Stan "sugartits" is a reference to Mel Gibson. A drunk Gibson made anti-Semitic remarks to a police officer and called the receptionist at the station a "sugartit."

    • 300: There are various references to the movie 300 in this episode. The over the top slow motion style is used many times in the film as it is here. The Persian leader is called Xerxes and is outrageously tall and has multiple facial piercings, just like the movie version. Also, Xerxes sits on top of a golden hummer, rather than the temple-like platform from the movie. Also the film is narrated, as is this episode and the number of lesbians fighting the Persians is 30, one digit off of 300. An example is: Persian:This is crazy! Ms.Garrison: This isn't crazy, THIS IS LES BOS! (Kicks Persian's nuts, falls in slow-mo)

    • Pirate Lingo: Mrs. Garrison: Scissor me Timbers! This is an allusion to the phrase Shiver Me Timbers, which haa been said by pirates.

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