Stroker and Hoop

Tinfoiled Again (aka Star Crossed Livers)

Season 1, Ep 3, Aired 9/12/05
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  • Episode Description
  • Strange things are afoot after Stroker buys his own billboard in an undesirable part of town. His first new client is a man who claims Ron Howard is controlling his mind. Distracted by the sudden disappearance of their appendixes, Stroker and Hoop aren't exactly hot on the case -- until Ron Howard starts whispering dangerous thoughts in their ears.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Jon Glaser


  • Paul Christie


  • Timothy Levitch


  • Mary Birdsong


  • S. Scott Bullock

    Benny / Accountant / Cult Leader

  • Fan Reviews (1)
  • This Empisode was so funny so thats why everyone likes Ron I loved the Stick that hot dog up your BUTT!I have to addmite that it ws funny how they Man THAT WAS FUNNY!

    By meninwhite, Oct 02, 2005

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (6)

    • Hoop: (to Stroker, over the phone) I wouldn't go to Chicken Finger Fiesta. Stroker: Why not? Hoop: Ron Howard made me take a dump on their buffet.

    • C.A.R.R: (playing poker with his computer) Ha ha, three jacks. Beat that. Computer: Flush. C.A.R.R: Hey, "flush," my ass! You cheat, the computer cheats!

    • Accountant: (sliding briefcase over) $10,000 now, another ten to be paid upon completion. Stroker: Mr. Nessbaum, it has been a pleasure. Hoop, let's go. (Takes briefcase, grabbed immediately by the accountant. They both pull during the following exchange) Accountant: Whoa, where do you think you're going with that? Stroker: It's my money. Accountant: Yes, but it's not your briefcase. Stroker: Yes, but the briefcase is part of the deal; it's understood. Accountant: Don't tell me about the deal, I'm an accountant and the deal was $10,000, not $10,000 and a briefcase. Stroker: But I need the briefcase. Accountant: No, I'm an accountant, I need the briefcase. What does a detective need with a briefcase? Stroker (letting go) To carry the money. (Opens it and takes out some money) Here, I'll buy the case. Accountant: No deal, it was a Father's Day gift. Stroker: (resignedly stuffing the rest of the money into his pocket) All right, fine ... jackass. What are these, fives? You couldn't get me a stack of hundreds? Accountant: I thought you'd appreciate not having to make change. Stroker: Hoop, help me out; and the amount you carry does not represent your cut. Hoop: Maybe you should wear that fanny pack I got you for Christmas.

    • Benny: (on his aluminum foil hat) It's my secret weapon against Ron. Always use the freezer-grade stuff, and make sure to put the shiny side out.

    • C.A.R.R: What the hell? Hoop: Our livers were stolen! C.A.R.R: I knew something was up last night. Hoop: Why, what were the girls doing that was strange? C.A.R.R: Hookin' up with you two. I calculate they were 9's -- you guys usually worked the 3 - 6 territory. Stroker: (searching the seat while he's driving) Where the hell's the fake coplight?! C.A.R.R: No! No, not the fake coplight! Stroker: Couldn't you tell we were drugged? (finds the light and puts in on the roof) Why the hell didn't you do anything?! C.A.R.R: I was distracted. One of the girls wasn't wearing panties, I had to turn off camera 4.

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    Allusions (1)

    • Films referenced in this episode: Willow, Backdraft, Far and Away, When Harry Met Sally

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