That '70s Show

2000 Light Years From Home

Season 7, Ep 22, Aired 5/4/05
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  • Episode Description
  • Kelso considers what to do about his relationship with Angie, and comes to the conclusion that it's time to break up, but he's not sure how to do that. He seeks some advice from Jackie on the matter, but ultimately, the decision is taken out of his hands. Eric is shocked to discover that his college tuition fund is gone, and has to find another way to raise the money. His solution is one that Kitty, Red and Donna have differing opinions on.moreless

  • Cast & Crew
  • Topher Grace

    Eric Forman

  • Mila Kunis

    Jackie Beulah Burkhart

  • Danny Masterson

    Steven Hyde

  • Wilmer Valderrama


  • Ashton Kutcher

    Michael Kelso

  • Fan Reviews (2)
  • Donna is really mad!

    By Canogaparkcindy, Aug 26, 2008

  • Eric leaving? Angie leaving? Hyde manager? Fez perverted? Well, the last one's not too hard to believe.

    By jimbo_001, Apr 08, 2008

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (10)

    • Kitty: So what impoverished area will you go to? Is it East Milwaukee? I made a wrong turn there once, and I ended up in an awful neighborhood! There were kids playing radios on a street corner! Eric: No, I'm not going to Milwaukee. Donna: So, where then? Eric: Africa! Kitty: Africa, Wisconsin?

    • Donna: So Kelso, you gonna break up with her your usual way? Send a note saying you got kidnapped by Kung Fu robots? Kelso: No, it won't work with her. She doesn't even believe in Kung Fu robots. Just gonna have to talk to her. Eric: Whoa! Kelso, you never break up with a girl to her face. You usually have me tell her you're dead... and then when she eventually sees you, you have me tell her you're a ghost.

    • Eric: Wait, mom, you knew about this? And you just said "Please, go ahead take my son's college money and use it on a muffler shop?" Kitty: No... I think your father asked me if I thought you would amount to anything and I said "I really, really hope so." And then he said, "I’m spending Eric’s money on my muffler shop" and then I made the best blueberry cobbler I have ever made. Hyde: Man, that was good. Red: Best cobbler ever. Eric: Huh, I remember that cobbler. I always wondered why when I said it was so good you said, "At least I can give you this," and started to cry.

    • Kelso: So, there's a problem with my "sleeping with Angie's best friend" plan... Angie's best friend is Hyde.

    • Kelso: I'm gonna break up with Angie. All we have left is hot sex. Fez: Hot sex? All I have is hot soup. And you can't make love to that... it's too damn hot!

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    Trivia (1)

    • Bob (to Eric): Don't you "hey" me. My daughter stayed home from college for you... Donna was accepted into college in Madison and was going to leave, but decided to stay in the sixth season episode Magic Bus.

    Allusions (1)

    • Fez: I know what you should do? You should go to Hollywood and become the next Gene Wilder... that guy's a laugh riot. Gene Wilder is an American comedian who stared in such movies as Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Young Frankenstein and Blazing Saddles.

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