That '70s Show

Eric's Stash

Season 2, Ep 12, Aired 1/11/00
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  • Episode Description
  • Eric's secret stash of money goes missing, and Hyde is the first and only suspect. Hyde denies taking it, and everyone is shocked when the real culprit is revealed. Fez and Kelso help Jackie prepare for a beauty pageant.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Bonnie Turner

  • Mila Kunis

    Jackie Burkhart

  • Joshua Sternin

  • Ashton Kutcher

    Michael Kelso

  • Jackie Filgo

  • Fan Reviews (9)
  • perfect

    By futuramarama, Sep 07, 2011

  • Eric's secret stash of money is missing and he suspects that Hyde stole his money

    By tigerdude22, Jun 16, 2011

  • good episode

    By dragondude4, Jul 31, 2010

  • eric's stash

    By thefanof, May 25, 2010

  • Eric loses the money from his Candyland stash that he plans to use to buy a gift for Donna on the anniversary of their first kiss. Meanwhile, Kelso tries to help Jackie prepare for a beauty pageant.

    By pudgebyrd722, Dec 23, 2009

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (9)

    • Jackie: Michael is gonna be my pageant boy! (everyone snickers) Hyde: Pageant boy! Kelso: Jackie, I am not a pageant boy, I’m a beauty coach! Hyde: Yeah, that’s a lot better, Kelso.

    • Kelso: Hey! Jackie, let’s get to work! Jackie: Well, Michael, we’ve already done a lot. I mean, I decided on this dress, and Fez is gonna do my hair. Kelso: All right, but I-I’m gonna tell you something, Jackie. I’ve seen pictures of his people, and they aren't pretty. Fez: Bite me, pageant boy.

    • Fez: So, Eric, which rat bastard…do you think stole your money? Eric: Well, I mean, it’s anyone’s guess. For all I know, I mean, it could be someone in this very room! Fez: Whoa-ho-ho! How exciting. A mystery. Is Fez a suspect? Eric: Yeah, probably not, Fez. Fez: Why not? I can be evil! I hate you. See? (long pause) Oh, Eric, I don’t hate you, I love you, I’m sorry!

    • (asking Jackie what she'll accomplish as Miss Dairy Princess) Kelso: Burn! You just lost, lady! Jackie: Well, Michael, I was thinking! Kelso: Oh, really? Well, in 1974, Miss Alabama started thinking. Do you know where she is now? Alabama. Jackie: Eww!

    • Donna: So Jackie, does the winner get a scholarship or something? Kelso: Psst, who cares? College is for ugly girls who can’t get modeling contracts. Donna: No, college is for women who don’t wanna marry the first idiot they meet, and squeeze out his bastard moron children.

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    Notes (1)

    • Marguerite Derricks received credit as Choreographer in the credits for this episode.

    Trivia (3)

    • This is the one-year anniversary of Eric and Donna's first kiss, which dates this episode one year from the pilot, That '70s Pilot.

    • Laurie: So, Kelso tells me Hyde tried to steal Donna last year. Is that true? Eric: No. I mean, well... he tried but he didn't succeed. Hyde kissed Donna while the gang was at Jackie's ski cabin in the first season episode Ski Trip; Kelso, and everyone else, found out about it in Halloween, earlier this season.

    • The music used in this episode was: Jackie Blue (1974) by Ozark Mountain Daredevils.

    Allusions (1)

    • Eric: This is the best water heater ever! God bless us, every one. Red: You know why Tiny Tim walked with a crutch? Eric: 'Cause he had a smart mouth? Red: That's right. Eric's line, "God bless us, every one!" is the famous last line, spoken by Tiny Tim, in the novel by Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol, written in 1843. Tiny Tim walked with a crutch, but was always optimistic in the face of hardships.

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