That '70s Show

Kelso's Career

Season 4, Ep 17, Aired 2/12/02
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  • Episode Description
  • Eric doesn't know what to do when Red says 'I love you', so he decides to say it back, but learns that Red was drugged when he said it. Fez buys Rhonda a box of candies for Valentine's day, then can't help but eat them all. Jackie tells Kelso to get a job so he can buy her something nice for Valentine's day, and he finds a career that suits his interests and hobbies at the same time.moreless

  • Cast & Crew
  • Mila Kunis

    Jackie Burkhart

  • Ashton Kutcher

    Michael Kelso

  • Danny Masterson

    Steven Hyde

  • Laura Prepon

    Donna Pinciotti

  • Wilmer Valderrama


  • Fan Reviews (3)
  • 417

    By Canogaparkcindy, Jul 30, 2008

  • Kelso sells his "special men" to buy Jackie a valentines gift

    By jimbo_001, Apr 01, 2007

  • Best episode EVER!!! Containing my all time favorite 70's show scene!

    By tuworkzz, Aug 18, 2005

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (9)

    • Eric: I'm sorry Kelso... Because I hear there's this clinic in Madison that will pay you for your manly donations. Kelso: Manly donations? Ooh I can do that, I'm pretty good at that.

    • Red: Thanks son... I love you. Eric: W-What did you say? Red: I said, I love you.

    • Kelso: Good news! my boys are back in friendly hands. Donna: Ironically, that's just where they started their journey.

    • Nurse Ruth: I'm sorry miss, but I can't give it to you. The donor himself is the only one who has legal rights over this specimen. Jackie: Fine! Michael, you get them. You're the only one who has rights over your special men.

    • (Kitty and Eric are eating breakfast) Eric: Mom, was dad abducted by aliens and replaced by an identical creature programmed to love? Kitty: Honey, this is breakfast. Don't ask me things. Eric: He told me he loved me. Kitty: Your father? No!

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    Trivia (2)

    • Kelso: Easiest money I ever made. They paid me fifty bucks for my underpants navy. Hyde: You mean your cordoroy commandos? Fez: Yeah, your team from the inseam. Eric: Your Battlepants Gallactica. Eric refers to Kelso's "donation" as "Battlepants Galactica." This episode is set on or around Valentine's Day, 1978; Battlestar Galactica did not premiere until September 17, 1978.

    • The music used in this episode was: Love Is in the Air (1978) by John Paul Young; Hot Child In The City (1978) by Nick Gilder; Bang A Gong (Get It On) (1971) by T. Rex; War Pigs (1971) by Black Sabbath; Ramblin' Man (1973) by The Allman Brothers Band.

    Allusions (2)

    • Eric: Colonel Mustard called; he said 'get a clue.' Colonel Mustard is one of the characters in the Parker Brothers/Hasbro board game Clue.

    • Kelso: No, Farrah was on Carson last night, I should be good to go. Farrah Fawcett was one of the stars of Charlie's Angels; Eric has a poster of her in his bedroom. Johnny Carson was the long-time host of The Tonight Show, a nightly talk show. Notably, Farrah Fawcett was a guest on The Tonight Show only once, and that was in May, 1992.

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