That '70s Show

Mother's Little Helper

Season 7, Ep 7, Aired 11/10/04
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  • Episode Description
  • When a hot girl tells Fez she wants to date him, he is delighted. He later finds out the girl was supposed to date Kelso, but blew him off. After Kelso begs, Fez agrees to help him regain his lost mojo. Donna and Jackie learn that play-fighting is an art. And Kitty tries to get Red to be more adventurous in their sex life.

  • Cast & Crew
  • G. Charles Wright

  • Mila Kunis

    Jackie Burkhart

  • Melanie Patterson

  • Ashton Kutcher

    Michael Kelso

  • Danny Masterson

    Steven Hyde

  • Fan Reviews (3)
  • Lindsay Lohan guest stars.

    By Canogaparkcindy, Aug 20, 2008

  • Girl fights and fights over girls, can't go wrong.

    By jimbo_001, Apr 08, 2008

  • Fez meets a girl who he begins dating, while she is dating Kelso.

    By Alias2001, Feb 09, 2007

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (18)

    • Donna: [Danielle] chose Fez because he listens when a woman talks instead of staring at her chest. (Kelso stares at Donna's chest) Donna: Stop staring at my chest!

    • Kelso: I was supposed to meet this girl Danielle after her haircut, and she never showed. Eric: Danielle! Fez: Danielle? Hyde: Okay, wait a second. First a girl fight and now this? I vote "Best Day Ever."

    • Eric: So, Mom, in the interest of returning regular meal service to my now shattered life, I'm here to help. So, uh, just tell me the problem beneath the dirty, gross problem. Kitty: Honey, there is none. I just want your father and me to have more adventurous sexual intercourse. Eric: Well, this is one of those times I'm kinda happy my stomach's empty. Um, look, instead of calling it uh, sexual inter-ah...ahem. Instead of calling it that, why don't we call it, like, a walk in the park? Kitty: Fine. I want your father and I to have more adventurous walks in the park. I want to walk in the park in the kitchen. Walk in the park on a Tuesday! Ahaha! I even want to walk in the park in the park!

    • Bob: Hey ya, Red. Eric told me you and Kitty are having a little trouble in the old hee-hoo department. Red (to Eric): You told Bob? Are you out of your puny mind? Eric: Look, you have to work this stuff out with Mom. She hasn't fed us in three days. Dad, I can't afford not to eat. Yesterday I ate a raisin of the floor. I'm not even sure if it was really a raisin.

    • Kelso: All right, Fez, stand up so I can kick your ass! How dare you steal a girl out from under me! Fez: First of all, I can do whatever I want. Second of all, when I stole her, she was not under you, she was under moi.

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    Notes (1)

    • Lindsay Lohan, the actress who plays Danielle, was dating Wilmer Valderrama (Fez) at the time this episode was produced.

    Allusions (1)

    • For the first half of the episode, Kelso is wearing a green t-shirt that says, "JIMMY WON!" and has a "76" surrounded by stars on it. This is a reference to Jimmy Carter (1924 - ), who was the 39th President of the United States, winning the election against incumbent Gerald Ford in 1976.

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