That '70s Show

No Quarter (a.k.a. Jackie Moves In)

Season 5, Ep 20, Aired 4/2/03
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  • Episode Description
  • The Pinciottis learn very quickly that living with Jackie is going to be difficult. Kelso swipes Jackie's panties to taunt Hyde, who has his revenge when Kelso gets a job at the hotel kitchen where Hyde works. Eric receives notice that he must return Donna's engagement ring if he can't make a payment by Friday. His visits to the jewelry store reveal that there's bad blood between Fez and Fenton, the jewelry guy.moreless

  • Cast & Crew
  • Terry Turner

  • Mila Kunis

    Jackie Burkhart

  • Mark Brazill

  • Ashton Kutcher

    Michael Kelso

  • Danny Masterson

    Steven Hyde

  • Fan Reviews (4)

    By Grey90, Aug 11, 2008

  • Possibly one of the best episodes of the season!

    By Canogaparkcindy, Jul 30, 2008

  • Jackie does something nice!!!

    By jimbo_001, May 23, 2007

  • Amusing and Fluffy...exactly what it should be

    By Lexi06, Dec 12, 2005

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (14)

    • Kelso: How's it going with that hotel chick that was all over you asking for butter? Roy: I had this idea to surprise her with flowers, but when I did, she started screaming and hitting me. I guess the lesson is, don't hide in someone's shower. Kelso: I don't know what's wrong with chicks, man. If I came home and some strange girl was in my shower, that would be the greatest day of my life!

    • Fez: I'm too much of a man to say. But it involved a half-off sale, a crowded parking lot, and a pair of pants that made my ass look like an oil painting.

    • (after learning that Jackie has paid for the ring) Kitty: Well, gosh, Jackie, how very sweet and... uncharacteristic of you.

    • Red: You want to borrow our shower? Donna: Jackie used up all our hot water bathing her dolls. Joanne: Normally, I'd rather hose off in the driveway then ask [Red] for a favor, but I'm afraid Bob will want to act out some car wash fantasy. Bob: You got me there!

    • Eric: It occurs to me that possession is 9/10ths of the law. Red: Keep up with the smart mouth, and my foot'll be 9/10ths of the way up your ass.

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    Notes (1)

    • Jim Gaffigan (Roy) was credited as "Special Guest Appearance".

    Trivia (4)

    • (from under Donna's bed, Fez meows) Donna: Fez, the cat's outside. The Pinciottis have a cat; they have replaced Mr. Bonkers, whom Eric killed in the season 2 episode Kiss of Death.

    • When Donna and Jackie go to bed, Jackie turns on the music extremely loud and tells Donna it helps her sleep, and Donna seems surprised by this. However, in the episode Your Time Is Gonna Come, Donna and Jackie have a sleepover, so Donna should already know this.

    • The music used in this episode was: Mamma Mia (1975) by ABBA; Danny's Song (1975) by Anne Murray.

    • Kelso: Yeah, if I'm going to be a cop, I've got to quit modeling. I mean, I can't have the perps looking at pictures of me half-naked. Kelso began his modeling career in the season 4 episode Leo Loves Kitty, and his first assignment was modeling underwear.

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