Andy and Helen Have Their Day

Trivia, Quotes, Notes and Allusions

Quotes (2)

  • (Barney thinks Andy and Helen are eloping; Aunt Bee is crying) Barney: Now, Aunt Bee, there's no time for that kinda stuff. You can cry later. Aunt Bee: Well, why did they have to do it this way? Why can't they have a real wedding? Barney: This is the best way, believe me. Short and sweet and they can use the money for furniture.

  • (Andy and Barney are at the courthouse) Andy: You look tired this mornin'. Barney: (yawns) Well, I was out a little bit late last night. Andy: What'd ya do? Have a date? Barney: (laughs) Yeah. Andy: What time did you go to bed? Barney: Oh, I don't know. I don't think my head hit the pillow before a quarter to eleven. Andy: Hmm. I don't know how you keep up a pace like that. Where'd you go? Morrelli's? Barney: Well, we started out at Morrelli's. Andy: Yeah? Then what? Barney: Well, we went over to her house and watched a little... quote "TV". Andy: Oh. (laughs) Lights off, huh? Barney: It's kinda hard on your eyes to watch TV with the lights on.

Notes (1)

  • Howard Morris, who directs this episode, guest stars as George, the TV repairman. Morris is best known for his role as Ernest T. Bass.