The Andy Griffith Show

The Return of Malcolm Merriweather

Season 4, Ep 28, Aired 4/20/64
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  • Episode Description
  • Aunt Bee gets upset when Malcolm Merriweather returns to Mayberry.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Jim Nabors

    Gomer Pyle (1962-1964)

  • Parley Baer

    Mayor Stoner (1962-1963)

  • Ron Howard

    Opie Taylor (1960-1968)

  • Jack Burns

    Deputy Warren Ferguson (1965-1966)

  • Clint Howard

    Leon

  • Fan Reviews (1)
  • Malcolm to the rescue!

    By lstaltari, Aug 14, 2005

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (3)

    • Barney: We've got an English Otis on our hands!

    • Barney: Boy, there's nothing I hate more than a wino on a crying jag.

    • Barney: Well, where's Aunt Bee with lunch? She's usually here and gone by now. Andy: She's a little late. Barney: Well, I'm hungry, Ange. Andy: She'll be along in a few minutes. Relax. Barney: Well, I happen to have this low sugar blood content, and if I don't get my lunch by noon then I get a headache and I'm no good to anybody. Andy: A few minutes one way or the other shouldn't make any difference. Barney: Well, it does to me. I've got a clock in my stomach. Andy: You must have. Barney: I go by that clock, too. Tick, tock. I know it's time for lunch. Tick, Tick. I know it's time for dinner. My mother was the same way. Andy: I remember that about your mother. Barney: She had a clock in her stomach. Andy: Hey, Barn? These clocks you and your mother had in your stomachs? Did the tickin' keep your father awake at night? Barney: You wanna get facetious. You wanna get facetious about the whole thing? Is that what you want to do--get facetious? Andy: No. Barney: Well, just don't get facetious. That happens to be a very common thing: clock in the stomach. Andy: I know, I know, I know. Aunt Bee has an elephant she kept on the mantelpiece, and it had a clock in its stomach. Now, don't get mad. I was just kidding. Barney: I don't mind you kiddin' me about my stomach, but don't kid about my mother's stomach.

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