The Bernie Mac Show

FOX (ended 2006)
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  • Based on the comedy of Bernie Mac. A stand-up comedian and his wife take in his sister's three kids. Celebrity guests drop by occasionally to offer Bernie advice. The character 'Bernie Mac' was ranked #47 in TV Guide's list of the "50 Greatest TV Dads of All Time" (20 June 2004 issue). FOX Broadcast History •November 2001 - August 2002 .... Wednesdays at 9:30pm •September 2002 - May 2003 .... Wednesdays at 8:00pm •June 2003 - July 2003 .... Fridays at 8:00pm & 8:30pm •July 2003 - August 2003 .... Fridays at 8:00pm •November 2003 - March 2004 .... Sundays at 8:30pm •March 2004 - April 2004 .... Mondays at 8:00pm •June 2004 - July 2004 .... Tuesdays at 8:00pm •July 2004 - August 2004 .... Fridays at 8:00pm •September 2004 .... Wednesdays at 9:00pm •January 2005 - March 2005 .... Fridays at 8:00pm, repeats at 8:30pm •April 2005 - April 2006 .... Fridays at 8:00pmmoreless

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  • S 5 : Ep 22

    Bernie's Angels

    Aired 4/14/06

  • S 5 : Ep 21

    Growing Pains

    Aired 4/14/06

  • S 5 : Ep 20

    Spinning Wheels

    Aired 4/7/06

  • S 5 : Ep 19

    It's Never As Bad As the First Time

    Aired 4/7/06

  • S 5 : Ep 18

    What Would Jason Do

    Aired 3/31/06

  • Cast & Crew
  • Bernie Mac


  • Kellita Smith

    Wanda Mac

  • Jeremy Suarez


  • Camille Winbush


  • Dee Dee Davis


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  • Quotes (78)

    • Bernie Mac: (talking to the camera about Vanessa) That's right, I said I'm going to bust her head till the white meat showed -- and I ain't ashamed that I said it, and ain't nobody going to make me take it back.

    • Bernie Mac: (talking to the camera about Bryana's birthday party) Fine, they all can come, but I'm going to tell you one thing -- if one of those kids cough and doesn't cover their mouth, I should have the right to pop them upside the head. Hold on, I didn't say I would do it, I said I should have the right.

    • Jordan: I don't want to learn how to fight. Bernie Mac: Well, you gonna learn how to fight! Get up, quit being so difficult. Jordan: I'm working on my magic trick. Bernie Mac: Give me that doggone magic trick! What're you gonna do if somebody starts picking on you -- you going to disappear?

    • Bernie Mac: (talking to the camera) Now that's the problem, America. You can beat some of the people some of the time, but you can't beat your kids.

    • Bernie Mac: (talking to the camera) Yes, I'm smiling. Yes sir, good day. It's Sunday and it's Bernie Mac Day, and every kid in this house knows Bernie Mac Day; and that means you can't look at me, you can't touch me, you can't talk to me, and you better not breathe around me. Now, hold on, let me tell you something -- I give them kids six days out of the week, it's only fair that I have one. Now the Lord even said we should rest on the seventh. Now I'm not saying I'm the Lord, but I will put forth a mighty vengeance if I'm disobeyed.

    • Bernie Mac: You know what? Let me tell you something -- if I'd ever talked to Big Mama the way you talked to me, girl, she'd have knocked me up to Kingdom Come. Vanessa: Kingdom Come? Is that near Child Services?

    • Wanda: I can't believe you. Bernie Mac: What? Wanda: Those kids are not your roommates. Bernie Mac: I know that -- roommates pay rent.

    • Bernie Mac: You can't blackmail this black male.

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    Notes (56)

    • In real life, Bernie Mac did not have a sister on drugs, rather a close family friend's daughter, got pregnant. He then took the young mother and daughter in.

    • In the beginning, Bernie was very wary of doing the television show for fear it would water him down. The producers then pitched the idea of him doing the show based on one of his comedy acts which he accepted.

    • FOX originally wanted a laugh track for the show

    • Dee Dee Davis, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez and Camille Winbush were all the last people to try out for their roles.Dee Dee showed up to the audition wearing pajamas and slippers.

    • Kellita Smith mentions in March 2003's Savory Magazine that the role of Wanda was the most sought out role by Black Actresses. She was hand picked by Bernie Mac for the role.

    • Larry Wilmore's script, which won the Emmy for Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series, was published in the October 2002 issue of Emmy magazine. Larry Wilmore was also nominated for the 2003 WGA Award (TV) for this episode.

    • Linda Mendoza was nominated for the 2002 ALMA Award for "Outstanding Director of a Television Drama or Comedy" for this episode.

    • This episode was sent out to members of Emmy Nomination Board for Emmy consideration.

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    Trivia (11)

    • Bernie calls Bryana "Wanda" when he thanks her for reminding him of Jordan's name.

    • At the beginning of this episode, we see that the house has no alarm pad by the front door. Bernie Mac decides to get one later in this episode, but yet in future and past episodes we see a different one by the door.

    • In the show we see the Lions-Patriots game being played. Both teams are in the current uniforms, the Patriots in their white jerseys dark blue pants, the Lions in blue jersey silver pants. In actual NFL game between the Lions-Patriots, the teams were in their older uniforms; Patriots with the white helmet in their red jersey and the Lions with the plain silver helmet.

    • It was night time when Lydia left and when the kids apologized, but a few scenes later, you can clearly tell that its light outside.

    • When Reggie is first showing him how to bat, Jordan is swinging lefthanded. Later, at the batting cage, Jordan is swinging from the right side.

    • When Bernie showed the yearbook of what he saw from what everyone else saw, the image changed as he used the magnifying glass, but when he moved the glass away the image didn't change back.

    • When Bernie is looking at Jordan's spelling tests, they appear to be in the layout of multiple choice - not the ideal way a spelling test is given.

    • When Jordan is playing DOA: Beach Volleyball he is pressing buttons and "playing" the game when it says "replay" on the screen. Also the girls in that game don't speak a word of English.

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    Allusions (16)

    • Bernie Mac: Damn, damn, damn! Bernie said this line the same way as Florida Evans did on the Good Times episode "The Big Move (2)" when her husband James died.

    • The Vanessa portion of the dream sequence is a parody of the classic Twilight Zone episode "Nightmare At 20,000 Feet".

    • Bernie Mac: Like I'm going to have Willie Tyler and Lester up in this piece. Willie Tyler is a black ventriloquist who has been performing since the 1960s. Lester is his dummy.

    • The Cost Depot store is a take-off of the warehouse chain of stores called Costco.

    • Eye of the Tiger The song was written in 1982 by the group Survivor, and it was the theme song for Rocky Three.

    • Title: 'Road to Tradition'
      The title is a take-off from the 2002 gangster movie 'Road to Perdition' about a hit man who is on the run with his son from dangerous people out to get them.

    • Mr. Diggs: Do I contradict myself? Very well, then, I contradict myself. Mr. Diggs and Vanessa (in unison): I am large, I contain multitudes. These lines are from Walt Whitman's poem Song of Myself, found in his 1855 book of poems Leaves of Grass.

    • Father Cronin: Oh, you're one of those Hollywood types. I thought I could smell the sin on you. Jerry Best: Oh no, that's just Aramis. Aramis is a brand of perfumes, colognes, and after shaves (primarily for men) by Estée Lauder.

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  • Fan Reviews (42)
  • I grew up to Bernie Mac

    By baby_mac1957, Dec 16, 2015

  • I Miss This Show

    By T_VFan, Apr 21, 2012

  • This show stinks.

    By DragonBlazer200, Feb 14, 2006

  • a really good funny tv show and its sad that bernie is no longer here in the world he was really funny

    By cube2k8, May 05, 2010

  • It was always funny.

    By cactusjack39, Jan 21, 2009