The Bernie Mac Show

Chess Wars

Season 2, Ep 16, Aired 4/9/03
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  • Episode Description
  • Vanessa wants to wear makeup, Jordan has his eye on a paintball gun, and Bryana is angling for a new doll. Bernie uses techniques he's learned in chess to thwart the kids' desires.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Kriss Turner

  • Lee Shallat-Chemel

  • Bernie Mac

    Himself

  • Camille Winbush

    Vanessa

  • Dee Dee Davis

    Bryana

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (2)

    • Wanda: So what? You had plenty of stupid toys when you were a kid. A Slinky, Bernie? I mean, come on, that doesn't require a whole lot of thought. Bernie Mac: Baby, what you talkin' about? Slinky walk up and down the stair -- that's physics!

    • Bernie Mac: What's that on your lip, 'Nessa? Vanessa: What are you talking about? Bernie Mac: You know what I'm talkin' about, you wasn't born with that color. Go in there and scrub that stuff off. Vanessa: What's the big deal? All the girls at school wear lipstick. Bernie Mac: Good, you'll be the only one who ain't pregnant. Now go on in there and scrub that stuff off, 'Nessa.

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