The Beverly Hillbillies

Don't Marry a Frogman

Season 9, Ep 5, Aired 10/13/70
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  • Episode Description
  • Elly May continues to see Mark Templeton, the Navy Frogman, something Granny is not pleased with. She is very frightened that her granddaughter is dating someone who is “half-man, half frog.” After a date Elly has with Mark and a late night movie of Jethro's, Granny begins to have nightmares about this. Granny asks Miss Jane for advice, and Jane believes the whole thing is a nightmare. She tells Granny about Zeus, and after thinking Zeus was a mountain doctor, Granny realizes she could cure Mark of his sickness. She makes a potion to turn Mark into all man, but after Mark leaves his hat and coat behind and a frog jumps in them, she sees this and thinks the potion worked backwards. After she visits Jane for more advice and is told the story of the beautiful girl kissing the frog, turning him into a man, she tells Elly to kiss the frog. After Granny heads into the house, Elly puts the frog down, and when Mark returns to get his coat and hat, Elly kisses him. Granny sees this and believes Elly’s kiss did the trick.moreless

  • Cast & Crew
  • Donna Douglas

    Elly May Clampett

  • Buddy Ebsen

    Jed Clampett

  • Nancy Kulp

    Jane Hathaway

  • Irene Ryan

    Daisy Moses "Granny"

  • Raymond Bailey

    Milburn Drysdale

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (5)

    • (Jethro is watching the late, late monster movie) Jethro: Oh look Granny, yonder comes the vampire bat man, the green zombie, the werewolf, and the mad scientist. They’s all good guys.

    • (Jane tells Granny the story about Pan, the goat boy, and how only Zeus could change him) Granny: Could you get me that Zeus on the telephone? He sounds like quite a doctor. Jane: Granny, he exists only in Greek mythology, on Mount Olympus. Granny: Well, if it’s long distance, I’d be glad to pay fer it.

    • Jethro: Hey Granny, come on in! I switched channels and got a even better picture – “The Wolf Man Marries Snow White.”

    • (Elly comes down the stairs in a pant suit) Jed: Elly, why don’t you wear a dress? Mark will think you’re a boy. Mark: No way.

    • Jethro: Hey Uncle Jed, what cha doin’? Jed: Fixin’ to bury a basket full of vittles. Jethro: Give em to me! I’m starvin’. Jed: Help yourself. Elly May cooked em. Jethro: Bury em.

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