The Bill Engvall Show

Feel Free to Say No

Season 1, Ep 5, Aired 8/14/07
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  • Episode Description
  • Bill and Susan have many issues on to address in their home. Trent is having trouble in school, Bryan's pet snake got loose and Lauren got into a car accident.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Bill Engvall

    Bill Pearson

  • Nancy Travis

    Susan Pearson

  • Graham Patrick Martin

    Trent Pearson

  • Skyler Gisondo

    Bryan Pearson

  • Jennifer Lawrence

    Lauren Pearson

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (8)

    • Bill: You want to argue about this, then let’s argue naked.

    • (Both standing arguing naked) Bill: Nope, I’m standing firm. Susan: (Looking down) Yeah, not bad for 45.

    • (Lauren walks into her parents' bedroom and finds them both naked and slams the door) Susan: Daddy and I were just arguing. Lauren: we haven’t even had dinner yet.

    • Bill: If you rear end some one it’s your fault. Lauren: I was just driving along and all of a sudden some idiot in front of me STOPS. What else can I do? Bill: At any point, did you notice red lights lighting up on the car in front of you? Lauren: (Thinks about it) No. Bill: Well, there you go; you got look out for those things.

    • (Sitting down for dinner) Bill: Trent, would you like to say grace? Trent: All right, let’s bow our heads……Good bread good meat…. Lauren: (Interrupting) Why do you continue to think that’s funny? Trent: Good God let’s eat. Bill: No, no, no. Bryan, please. Bryan: Dear God, assuming you actually exist, please don’t let our vegetables be genetically altered….(Lauren slaps her hand to her head in disgust) Susan: (Interrupting) Thanks you Lord for the food which we are about to quickly eat. Amen.

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    Notes (2)

    • International Air Dates: Czech Republic: July 30, 2009 on HBO Comedy

    • Although this episode aired 4th in the series, it was meant to serve as the pilot episode for the show.

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