The Bill Engvall Show

Trivia, Quotes, Notes and Allusions

Quotes (116)

  • Bill: You are not getting your belly button pierced, young lady. Lauren: Why? How is a naval piercing any different than an ear piercing? Bill: Because when you wear earrings, boys look up here. (Bill points to his head)

  • (after Lauren decides not to get her naval pierced) Lauren: I thought about it rationally, and I made a mature decision. Susan: Big needle get to ya? Lauren: Not as much as the scary guy holding it.

  • (Lauren shows off her new naval piercing, which is fake) Bill: Oh, you have got really bad timing, young lady. Lauren: Dad, listen, before you go ballistic, hear me out. Bill: No, no, no, no. I was looking for a reason to use my pliers today.

  • (Susan holds up a camcorder) Bill: You taped the game? Susan: I taped the game. Bill: You taped the game! (looks up) Ohh, smart and hot. Thank you, Lord!

  • (Trent falls down after leaving his parents room) Trent: Oww. I can see my bone. Oh no, it's my sock.

  • Susan: Starting quarterback sprained his ankle, won't be able to play in the game on Saturday. Bill: But Trent's third strong quarterback. Lauren: Backup quarterback's having panic attacks. They found him in the girls' bathroom asking about his binky.

  • (After Bill gives her the flowers) Susan: And to what do I owe this surprise? Bill: To the neighbors, who are out of town until Friday. Susan: You stole the neighbors' flowers? Bill: For the woman who stole my heart.

  • Susan: You three, grounded. Lauren: What? Susan: Up to your rooms, no TV, no cell phone, no iPod, no videogames. Trent: What are we supposed to do? Susan: Read! Trent: No, seriously?

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Notes (58)

  • In the Czech Republic, The Bill Engvall Show is known as Pearsonovi and the episode named Good People is named HlavnĂ­ Rozehrávač.

  • Original International Air Dates: Norway: February 14, 2009 on TVNorge Czech Republic: July 2, 2009 on HBO Comedy

  • In the Czech Republic, this episode named Aloha, Raffles is named Sbohem, Havaj.

  • International Air Dates: Czech Republic: July 9, 2009 on HBO Comedy

  • In the Czech Republic, this episode named How Bill Met Susan is named Jak Bill Potkal Susan.

  • International Air Dates: Czech Republic: July 16, 2009 on HBO Comedy

  • In the Czech Republic, this episode named Have You Seen My Muffins, Man? is named Vdolečky.

  • International Air Dates: Czech Republic: July 23, 2009 on HBO Comedy

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Trivia (7)

  • Paul's Limerick to Deidra: There was once a girl named Deidra Who was hot and not at all weirdra.

  • Susan collects bells.

  • Susan collects bells.

  • Each kid has his own plans for the money if they win it: Lauren: IPOD Trent: X Box Bryan: Weather station

  • Bill's favorite cookies are chocolate chip Susan's allergic to down.

  • Bryan has been able to solve the Rubik's Cube since he was six years old and his best record was in 15 seconds.

  • Danny pushed Bill in the pool when they were in school and for the rest of the year he was known as "Wet Willie".

Allusions (1)

  • The episode title, "Have You Seen My Muffins, Man?", is an allusion to the title of the children's nursery rhyme, "Do You Know the Muffin Man?".