The Drew Carey Show

Assault with a Lovely Weapon

Season 9, Ep 22, Aired 8/25/04
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  • Episode Description
  • Drew lies to Kellie about going out to a strip club, but the whole thing may come out after an injured Lewis decides to sue one of the dancers.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Drew Carey

    Drew Allison Carey

  • Diedrich Bader

    Oswald Lee Harvey

  • Ryan Stiles

    Lewis Kiniski

  • Kathy Kinney

    Mimi Bobeck Carey (episode 2+)

  • Cynthia Watros

    Kellie Newmark (2002-2004)

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (7)

    • Arbitrator: Lewis, I award you damages for your medical bills. However, I see that you are a janitor. So I can't give you $4 million in lost wages. Lewis: What!?

    • (Kellie is reminded in court that she is under oath) Kellie: (Kellie directs her attention to Drew, pointing out how he lied to her) I don't need to be threatened by jail to tell the truth.

    • (Lewis makes Drew testify for him in court, which forces Drew to tell Kellie about going to a strip club) Drew: (speaking to Lewis) But thanks to you, I have to tell the girl I love the truth. Thanks...a...lot!

    • (Drew suggest Lewis sell some of his household items to pay his medical bills) Drew: Why don't you sell your mannequins? Lewis: They're missing heads. They aren't worth anything anymore.

    • (Drew sees Mimi playing with her new band) Drew: Hey, haven't seen you guys in a while. Not since that Star Wars cantina scene.

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    Notes (2)

    • When the episode is played in syndication on TBS, the network airs this episode eighth in season 9.

    • Theme Song: "Five O'Clock World" by The Proclaimers

    Trivia (1)

    • When Crystal is dancing on the pole, just after Drew asks her for advice, she takes her skirt off twice!

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