The Golden Girls

Valentine's Day

Season 4, Ep 15, Aired 2/11/89
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  • Episode Description
  • It's Valentine's Day, and the girls are all excited until each one of their dates cancel at the last minute. This leaves them to reminisce about Valentine's Day past.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Betty White

    Rose Nylund

  • Bea Arthur

    Dorothy Zbornak

  • Rue McClanahan

    Blanche Devereaux

  • Estelle Getty

    Sophia Petrillo

  • Kathy Speer

  • Fan Reviews (2)
  • The Girls remembered Valentine Day

    By yuki_megami, Feb 14, 2007

  • \"Condoms, Rose! Condoms! Condoms! Condoms!\" Bea Arthur delivered this line to the best of Dorothy!

    By GuLight, Sep 15, 2005

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (5)

    • Blanche: Well, let's not just sit around, wasting time, eating chocolate. Rose: You wanna eat some ice cream? Blanche: That's not a bad idea! Okay, Rose, go get it. I'm too weak from disappoint. Rose: Well, I'm disappointed too. Blanche: Aw, so what. Dorothy, make her get it. Dorothy: Get it, Rose.

    • Blanche: We are going away on a romantic cruise to the Bahamas with Jeff and Rich and Randy. In this day and age it might be a good idea to take along some protection. Rose: What kinda protection? Dorothy: Two armed Pinkerton guards! No, Blanche is talking about... (drawing Rose's attention to items on a nearby shelf) Rose: A Nestle's Crunch? Dorothy: One over. Rose: An enema bag? Dorothy: To the right. Rose: Dentu Grip? Dorothy: Condoms, Rose! Condoms! Condoms! Condoms! Drugstore Clerk: Hey, take it easy lady! You just get out of prison?

    • (Sophia's date, Julio Iglesias, knocks on the back door) Sophia: Julio? Julio Iglesias: Hello, Sophia. Sophia: Why didn't you use the front door? Julio Iglesias: I didn't want to be seen. Sophia: Well, what's the point in going out with Julio Iglesias if no one's gonna see us?

    • Dorothy: Ma, you were not at the St. Valentine's Day Massacre. Sophia: I didn't say I was at THE St. Valentine's Day Massacre, I said A St. Valentine's Day Massacre.

    • Dorothy: (watching a well-endowed nudist playing volleyball) Is that a legal serve?

    Trivia (2)

    • In this episode the girls arrive at a nudist camp in the "mountains." The desk clerk even says that they aresupposedly so far from civilization that "the bus doesn't leave down the mountain until the morning." The closest "mountains" to Miami would probably be in northern Georgia, and even then, that would still be at least a ten hour drive from Miami. This is pretty far to go just for a Valentine's Day weekend.

    • In this episode Dorothy said that it's disgusting that people show their naked bodies to other people, but in season 2 "Bedtime Story" Dorothy told Blanche that she always wanted to try a nudist camp.

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