January 12 - 16, 2004 - Monday

Trivia, Quotes, Notes and Allusions

Quotes (11)

  • Tom Bergeron: True or false: The largest nuts in the world weigh over forty pounds. Rip Taylor: Oh, that's exacly why I gave up horseback riding.

  • Tom Bergeron: A lot of rats can do this longer than a camel. Do what? Bear: Stay in law school.

  • Tom Bergeron: What famous person was reported to bathe herself every month whether she needed to or not? Bear: Right now, Courtney Love's going, "Every month?"

  • Tom Bergeron: Reader's Digest says this is the #1 thing that keeps elderly people up at night. What is it? John Salley: Their bladder.

  • Tom Bergeron: Studies show that California has lost some of its population. Where does it say they would rather be? Martin Mull: Back to El Salvador.

  • Tom Bergeron: Because this was Warner Bros. main source of income, what dog had more billing than its human co-stars. What dog? Rip Taylor: Joan Crawford.

  • Tom Bergeron: According to Elle Magazine, what's the most painful form of cosmetic surgery? Bear: Well, for me, it's a full body wax.

  • Tom Bergeron: Bill Clinton's slogan was, "Don't stop thinkng about it." Don't stop thinking about what? Jay Thomas: Don't stop thinking about it? Didn't he say that under his desk? Did he add "baby" at the end of it?

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Notes (1)

  • Mitsubishi Monday begins this week.

Trivia (6)

  • Q. A lot of rats can do this longer than a camel. Do what? A. Go without water

  • Q. Because this was Warner Bros. main source of income, what dog had more billing than its human co-stars. What dog? A. Rin Tin Tin

  • Q. According to Elle Magazine, what's the most painful form of cosmetic surgery? A. Buttock implant

  • Q. Bill Clinton's slogan was, "Don't stop thinkng about it." Don't stop thinking about what? A. Tomorrow

  • Q. An ant just bit you. Why? A. For food

  • Q. In Dante's "Inferno", what people were sent to the lowest circle of Hell? A. Traitors (those who betray their benefactors)