The Jack Benny Program

Jack Tries To Get a Passport

Season 6, Ep 16, Aired 4/22/56
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  • Episode Description
  • Frustrations set Jack's blood boiling as he plans his European vacation. At the passport office, he encounters endless red-tape as he's shuffled from window to window. He has his photo taken by photographer Mel Blanc who hands every man the same photo of Rock Hudson, and smart-mouthed bureaucrat Frank Nelson who's not wearing any pants. Everyone gives Benny a dirty look when he repeatedly claims his age as 39.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Ann Scott (III)

    Ann Klem, Woman in Audience

  • Harry Stewart

    Olaf Yorgenson, Swede in Line

  • William Munchow

    Uniformed Passport Man

  • Margaret Brayton

    Female Passport Clerk

  • Mike Rayhill

    Young Male Passport Clerk

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (2)

    • (being asked questions for his passport) Clerk Frank Nelson: Have you ever sworn allegiance to a foreign country? Jack: What? Clerk Frank Nelson: Don't worry. We don't count anything before the Boston tea party.

    • (Jack makes an announcement at the top of the show) Jack: If there's a Mrs. Ann Klem of 237 South Crescent Drive in the audience, go home immediately. You left the water running in your bathtub. (woman in audience stands up and run out the exit.) Jack: That'll teach her not to take my parking space.

    Trivia (1)

    • The Sportsmen Quartet perform a version of "Sentimental Journey" for the Lucky Strike commercial.

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