Pearl Bailey

Trivia, Quotes, Notes and Allusions

Quotes (3)

  • Mildred: (to a pig professor) Are you a real professor? Pig Professor: Of course. I hold the chair of philosophy. Mildred: Oh. Where's that? (The pig professor holds up a chair.) Pig Professor: Right here.

  • Girl Muppet: (to a guy muppet) You seem to have a lot on your mind. Guy Muppet: Oh, yeah. I've got a wife and child to support. (The guy muppet's wife and child are lying on his head.)

  • Male Snake: (to a female snake) Say, are we poisonous? Female Snake: I don't know. Why? Male Snake: Oh, nothing really. I...I just bit my tongue!