The Osbournes

For the Record

Season 1, Ep 3, Aired 3/19/02
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  • Episode Description
  • Ozzy makes the rounds to promote the release of his new album, Down to Earth. He reluctantly takes a limousine (which he hates) to Tower Records for an in-store appearance. Kelly attends the event and is surprised when several fans recognize her. Ozzy and Sharon are later guests on Loveline. Jack listens to the show and is horrified when his parents discuss their sex life. Jack goes away on a camping trip with his school while Ozzy, Sharon and Kelly are in New York. Ozzy appears on Late Night With Conan O'Brien and MTV's TRL, where Kelly joins him for a promo. Jack hates the camp, and gets in trouble for throwing rocks at other campers and arguing with the counselors. Sharon tries to help Kelly's best friend, Robert, shop for a gift for her 17th birthday. The family throws a big party in Kelly's honor. She goes out with her friends after the party and winds up getting a tattoo, which she unsuccessfully tries to hide from Sharon.moreless

  • Cast & Crew
  • Ozzy Osbourne

    Himself

  • Sharon Osbourne

    Herself

  • Kelly Osbourne

    Herself

  • Jack Osbourne

    Himself

  • Rob Fox

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  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (3)

    • Ozzy: (on tattoos) To be unique, don't get a tattoo. Because everybody else has got tattoos! But Kelly's tattoo isn't that bad. I thought she was going to show me a large fucking eagle tattoo on her arse

    • Ozzy: How the fuck do you feed a tree? What, you put a ham sandwich on the tree or something?

    • Ozzy: (attempting to promote a radio station) Hey, this is Ozzy Osbourne, and you're listening to Jersey's own rock radio...no, wait..Hey, this is Ozzy Osbourne, and you're listening to Joe's, no, wait...Hey, this is Ozzy Osbourne, and you're listening... oh, @#%$!. (This occurs while a radio employee patiently sits beside him--mouthing the words to the promo, not being confident in Ozzy's ability to complete this.)

    Notes (2)

    • There were 36 bleeped vulgarities in this episode.

    • This episode scored a 3.6 rating in households.

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