The Secret Life of the American Teenager

One Night at Band Camp

Season 1, Ep 22, Aired 3/16/09
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  • Episode Description
  • While waiting for her baby to be born, Amy flashes back to when she met Ricky at band camp.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Shailene Woodley

    Amy Juergens

  • Ken Baumann

    Ben Boykewich

  • Mark Derwin

    George Juergens

  • India Eisley

    Ashley Juergens

  • Greg Finley (II)

    Jack Pappas

  • Fan Reviews (4)
  • Flashback episode.

    By Canogaparkcindy, Jan 10, 2010

  • Twenty-Second Episode

    By TvFreak7, Jul 02, 2009

  • Through flashbacks we see how Amy and Ricky became more than Band Camp

    By vicky24c, Apr 27, 2009

  • This one band camp....

    By thefanof, Mar 18, 2009

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (11)

    • Anne: It's okay. It's all gonna be okay. Amy: No, it's not gonna be okay! I'm starving, and I'm kind of scared! Anne: Yeah, I know. It's scary giving birth, but it's okay. I'm gonna be here. I'll be here the whole time. And think of it this way. The flip side of fear is excitement, so let's get excited. What are you gonna name him? Amy: What am I gonna name the baby? I'm going to name the baby? Anne: Well, yeah. Who else do you think's gonna name the baby? Amy: I don't know. I'm a minor. I thought maybe you and Dad? I mean, I thought I'd suggest a few names, but really, a name is a serious thing. He's gonna be stuck with it his whole life, and now is not the time for me to be coming up with some name. I'm busy here. I can't think of anything other than that burger, and I just don't see how this is gonna work. I mean, how do we even know I have a birth canal? (Anne can hardly believe what she's just said) What? I don't know anything about anything, other than the French horn!

    • George: A-ha! I found you! I knew you were still taking classes! Ashley: No, I'm not. George: Then what are you doing? Ashley: I'm having coffee with my friends. George: That's where you messed up. You don't have any friends. Ashley: No. Correction. I don't want any friends. George: That's okay by me. I'm not a people person, either. Ashley: Dad, you're a salesman. George: Not a very good one.

    • Ashley: I was just trying to make you feel better. Amy: Nothing can make me feel better right now...except maybe a frip. George: Isn't that how you got into this?

    • Amy: A frip is an apple fritter without the gooey, yucky middle part. George: Did you just make that up, or does somebody really make a frip? Cuz if you want a frip, angel, I'll get you one. Just tell me you want it, and I'll get it for you. Amy: I want one. I just said I want one! No one listens to me! George: Where do I get it? Amy: I don't know! Do you want me to go look it up? I don't understand what is wrong with everyone! Do I have to have a baby and go find myself frips? George: You're just like your mother was, you know that? She was so unpleasant when she gave birth. Then they gave her that shot, and the quality of my life improved a thousand percent! Amy: Are you actually gonna sit there and tell me stories about my mother when you could be doing something to make your daughter--the girl that she gave birth to--feel better? Ashley: Dear God, we'll get you a frip. Just stop with all the drama.

    • George: (eating a burger) Mmm! Oh, those Japanese know how to raise a cow! Ashley: It's Japanese? George: Yeah. Kobe, Japan. Amy: Would you two shut up? I can't enjoy my Dairy Shack burger if the two of you are talking about cows and Japan and stuff! Ashley: What's wrong with you? Amy: What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me?!? Ashley: Yeah. Amy: I'm having a baby. That's what's wrong with me! Ashley: Well, it's not like it's a surprise. You knew it was coming. Amy: Yeah, but I didn't know it was coming with this much pain! It really, really, really hurts. George: Really? Amy: It's not funny! Ashley: Oh, come on. Women have babies every day. I mean, there's a whole floor of women right here having babies. Amy: Any of them 15? Ashley: One of them's 13.

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