Two and a Half Men

A Pudding-Filled Cactus

Season 8, Ep 3, Aired 10/4/10
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  • Episode Description
  • Though he accepted Lyndsey's offer to move in, Alan continues to use Charlie's beach house to have sex with Melissa.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Charlie Sheen

    Charlie Harper

  • Jon Cryer

    Alan Harper

  • Angus T. Jones

    Jake Harper

  • Conchata Ferrell

    Berta

  • Holland Taylor

    Evelyn Harper

  • Fan Reviews (4)
  • Alan: You'll never GUESS what happened!

    By doguineta, Jan 28, 2011

  • 803

    By thefanof, Oct 07, 2010

  • 803

    By Canogaparkcindy, Oct 08, 2010

  • an average episode

    By dragondude4, Oct 06, 2010

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (2)

    • Lyndsey : Alan, white meat or dark meat?
      Alan: (in singsong voice) I'll take a b-b-b-breast.
      Lyndsey: Is that supposed to be somebody?
      Alan: It's Bing Crosby.
      Lyndsey: Oh! Heh.
      Eldridge: Who?
      Jake: Bing Crosby. The black guy with the sweater, used to have a tv show.
      Eldridge: That's Will Smith, dumb-ass.

    • Lyndsey : (sees Alan with her grandfather's pipe) I love a man with a pipe.
      (Alan chuckles)
      Lyndsey: You should get some tobacco for it.
      Eldridge: (to Jake) Your dad's gonna smoke a dead guy's pipe.
      Jake: (to Eldridge) Yeah, well, at least he didn't get hair plugs and run off with my babysitter like your dad. (gets hit by Eldridge) Ow!
      Eldridge: (gets hit by Jake) Ow!
      Alan: (imitates Bing Crosby with the pipe) Now, boys behave yourselves or I'll pull out my b-b-b-belt.

    Notes (2)

    • International Airdates: United Kingdom: February 14, 2011 on Comedy Central; Sweden: March 14, 2011 on TV6; Slovakia: June 11, 2012 on Markiza

    • This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #295.

    Trivia (1)

    • Alan says the title of this episode.

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