Two and a Half Men

Can You Feel My Finger?

Season 1, Ep 24, Aired 5/24/04
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  • Episode Description
  • A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Jon Cryer

    Alan Harper

  • Charlie Sheen

    Charlie Harper

  • Holland Taylor

    Evelyn Harper

  • Angus T. Jones

    Jake Harper

  • Melanie Lynskey

    Rose

  • Fan Reviews (2)
  • Comic genius from start to finish!

    By CardiffBoy1974, Apr 11, 2006

  • Quite a nice finale, Charlie and frozen Popsicles!

    By j19000, May 07, 2008

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (13)

    • (after discussing Charlie's upcoming procedure) Alan: I guess he knows more than he lets on. Charlie: You do, don't you? Jake: I hear things.

    • Charlie: Okay, let me try this again. A vasectomy is a very simple procedure. Jake: Are you sick?? Charlie: No, no, no, I'm perfectly healthy. It's just a procedure so that I don't have babies by accident. Jake: Oh, yeah, like we had to do with Scout. Charlie: Scout? Alan: The dog we had. Couldn't keep it in his fur! Keep going, you're doing great. Charlie: Jake, it's not exactly the same with people as it is with dogs. Jake: I know. (long pause) Why don't you just wear a condom?

    • Alan: (holding a bag for Charlie) So what's in the bag? Charlie: Sperm. Alan: No, really. Charlie: Sperm. Alan: (disturbed) Whose sperm? Charlie: Seabiscuit's. Who do you think? Mine! Alan: I thought we were going to a movie!

    • Doctor: (about freezing sperm) You don't have to do it here. We can give you a container, and you can go home and make yourself comfortable. Dim the lights, put on a little sweet soul music-- Charlie: I know the procedure. Doctor: Then you just bring it back here while the little fellas are still swimming, and we'll turn them into Popsicles! Charlie: Popsicles? Doctor: You know, just in case someday want to become a pop! Charlie: Oh, yeah, very clever.

    • Doctor: Now, let me ask you a question. Do you have children already? Charlie: No. Doctor: Okay, then you might want to consider freezing some sperm, just in case you change your mind. Charlie: Frozen sperm? I don't know. Doctor: Why not? Charlie: Well, you know, when you freeze shrimp, it's never as good as fresh. Doctor: That's really not the same thing. Charlie: So you know for a fact that frozen kids are just as good as the regulars?

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    Notes (2)

    • The French episode title is "Grande décision". The Italian title is "Non è destino", meaning "It's Not Destiny". The Spanish title is "¿Puedes Sentir Mi Dedo?", an exact translation.

    • Marin Hinkle (Judith) didn't appear in the original airing of this episode.

    Trivia (1)

    • Dr. Sperlock said the title Can You Feel My Finger?.

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