Two and a Half Men

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Season 5, Ep 6, Aired 10/29/07
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  • Episode Description
  • Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Conchata Ferrell


  • Marin Hinkle


  • Jon Cryer

    Alan Harper

  • Charlie Sheen

    Charlie Harper

  • Angus T. Jones

    Jake Harper

  • Fan Reviews (3)
  • Hilarious

    By seriesguy3998, Sep 01, 2009

  • This was a fantastic episode.

    By ltvnldy, Oct 31, 2007

  • Entertaining and hilarious

    By j19000, Jun 04, 2008

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (7)

    • (about the flowers returned from Linda) Alan: Pretty flowers. Charlie: Thanks. Alan: Want to stick them in something?

    • Charlie: Hey. Linda: What are you doing here? Charlie: I came to apologize. I am sorry about last night. Linda: You're sorry? For ruining one of the most important nights of my career. For embrassing me within an inch of my life? Charlie: Well, yeah! Unless I did something else. Linda: No, you did quite enough, thank you. Charlie: Look, I understand why you're mad, but it really wasn't my fault. I was nervous about last night, so my mother gave me what I assume was one of her tranquilizers. But now I'm thinking it was a little something she had left over from Woodstock.

    • Alan: Charlie, wake up! You need to see this. Charlie: Can I throw up in it? Alan: No. Charlie: Well, then I don't need to see it. Alan: Charlie, do you remember what you did last night? Charlie: (looks at his tuxedo) Oh, damn it, did I get married? Alan: Hardly. (shows Charlie the paper) Charlie: Oh, you just know she's going to find some way to make this my fault.

    • Charlie: You're ashamed of me, aren't you? Linda: Oh, no, Charlie. Charlie: I mean sure you can use me for sex, but God forbid we're out in public together. Linda: That is not true. Charlie: Let me remind you, it's the best sex you've ever had. Linda: Oh, Charlie. Charlie: Your words not mine.

    • Berta: (sees Alan using Jake's iPod) Who's he listening to? Jake: Bucket of Hate. Berta: They're good—reminds me of early Who. Jake: Who? Berta: Yeah. Jake: What? Berta: Band's called Who. Jake: Bucket of Hate. Berta: And I work for your family.

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    Notes (3)

    • The German episode title is "Richterin des Jahres", meaning "Judge of the Year". The French title is "Le quatrième commandement", meaning "The Fourth Commandment". The Italian title is "La tana dell'odio", meaning "The Den of Hatred". The Spanish title is "Ayuda a papá a buscar la uña del dedo gordo", an exact translation.

    • International Airdates: Slovakia: January 21, 2010 on Markiza

    • This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #192.

    Trivia (1)

    • Alan says the title Help Daddy Find His Toenail in this episode.

    Allusions (1)

    • Alan comments he's, "still trying to figure out what a suss-sussudio is," refering to the chorus of the song "Sussudio" from Phil Collins' 1985 album, No Jacket Required.

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