Two and a Half Men

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Season 1, Ep 20, Aired 4/19/04
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  • Episode Description
  • Judith believes that Jake is having a hard time dealing with his parents' divorce after he starts annoying everyone with his non-stop guitar playing, so she suggests that they send Jake to a therapist, which Alan is hesitant to do.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Jon Cryer

    Alan Harper

  • Charlie Sheen

    Charlie Harper

  • Marin Hinkle

    Judith

  • Holland Taylor

    Evelyn Harper

  • Angus T. Jones

    Jake Harper

  • Fan Reviews (4)
  • jake is annoying

    By thefanof, Mar 20, 2010

  • Jake annoys everyone with the Smoke on the Water riff. Something's bothering him, & Alan and Judith think he is having trouble "processing his emotions." Charlie thinks Jake will open up to him, the 'cool' uncle, but no. Berta thinks he's constipated.

    By Chipslinger, Aug 14, 2008

  • Jake Harper... Unplugged, lol, it was awesome

    By j19000, Feb 02, 2008

  • A new look for the theme tune, a new level for this fantabulous show!!

    By preciouspearl01, Jul 04, 2005

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (11)

    • Evelyn: Granted, I have no idea what's it like to be an eleven-year-old boy, but I do know one thing, sweetheart. You have no idea what real unhappiness is. Real unhappiness is being totally ignored by the very people you gave birth to! Real unhappiness is when you're recovering from liposuction and your only grandson doesn't even send you a get-well card. And FYI, I only had that surgery so you wouldn't have a grandmommy with matronly upper arms. Alan: Well, if he didn't need a shrink before, he needs one now.

    • Berta: (trying to convince Alan that his son may be constipated) I'm telling you, my youngest once ate a whole can of Play-Doh—stopped her up for two weeks! Alan: All right, Berta. Berta: She finally pooped out a whole ashtray. Alan: Berta! Berta: That was the day I quit smoking.

    • Charlie: I'm telling you, you're spoiling the kid. I didn't have a shrink when I was Jake's age, and my childhood was twice as screwed up as his. I mean, you're a little cuckoo, Judith, but compared to our mother, you're like a fart in a hurricane.

    • Berta: I hope you don't mind, but I talked to him before he went to sleep last night. Charlie: What did you say? Berta: I said, uh, "drink this bottle of prune juice."

    • Berta: Did you check to see if he’s constipated? Alan: Berta, his mother and I are going thorough a divorce and there’s a lot of emotions he hasn’t processed. Berta: Maybe so, but there’s also a lot of sting cheese he hasn’t processed.

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    Notes (3)

    • The German episode title is "Ich kann im Dunkeln pinkeln", meaning "I Can Pee in the Dark". The French title is "La névrose familiale", meaning "Family Neurosis". The Italian title is "Blocco non proprio mentale", meaing "Not Just a Mental Block". The Spanish title is "Oye, Puedo Orinar Afuera en la Oscuridad", an exact translation.

    • This episode features a different intro which shows the three main characters (Charlie, Alan, and Jake) "sing" the show's theme song.

    • Melanie Lynskey (Rose) doesn't appear in this episode.

    Trivia (4)

    • We learn that Alan had "late onset puberty".

    • Berta shows Alan and Charlie a bottle of prune juice, which she made Jake drink. However, if you look you'll see that the seal on the bottle is fixed and has never been opened.

    • Alan says the title, “Hey I can pee outside in the dark” during the episode.

    • Jake said to Dr. Freeman "Besa mi culo". That's spanish for "Kiss my ass".

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