Two and a Half Men

Kinda Like Necrophilia

Season 5, Ep 10, Aired 11/26/07
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  • Episode Description
  • Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Angus T. Jones

    Jake Harper

  • Charlie Sheen

    Charlie Harper

  • Jon Cryer

    Alan Harper

  • Marin Hinkle


  • Conchata Ferrell


  • Fan Reviews (3)
  • 510

    By Canogaparkcindy, Jan 12, 2011

  • In two parallel story lines, Jake and his Dad learn lessons about women and love. Jake's lesson is more of a dating tip, whereas Alan's is another soul-crushing setback in his quest to achieve a fulfilling relationship with the opposite sex.

    By louderprouder70, Nov 28, 2007

  • Pretty good

    By j19000, Jul 02, 2008

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (16)

    • Charlie: (to Alan while they watch Gabrielle leave) Nice, huh?
      Alan: Ha! Nice? She's magnificent.
      Charlie: You should see her naked.
      Alan: Can I?
      Charlie: Well, I could show you some pictures but you may not want to see that much of me.

    • Alan: (angry after learning Charlie stole Charity from him) I had to go to junior prom with cousin Phoebe.
      Charlie: She was cute.
      Alan: She was 12 and in a body cast.
      Charlie: Well, so what? She was your cousin. She could've been 18 and in a cellophane bikini and you weren't gonna get any.
      Alan: You are a horrible human being and I hope you burn in hell! (storms away)
      Charlie: (calls to Alan) So we're good?
      Alan: (off screen) No! We are not good! We suck! (door slams)
      Berta: (offers Charlie coffee) Freshen that up for you?
      Charlie: Thanks.

    • Charlie: Jake, who is the cutest girl in your class?
      Jake: Nicole O'Malley.
      Charlie: Okay, call Nicole O'Malley and ask her out.
      Jake: Are you drunk?
      Charlie: A little. (sighs) But this is a secret that will serve you for the rest of your life: The hotter the girl, the lonelier she is because most guys are too scared to talk to her.
      Jake and Alan: Really?
      Charlie: Trust me.
      Alan: Wow. Why couldn't you have said this 20 years ago?
      Jake: Come on, Dad. I wasn't even born 20 years ago.

    • Alan: (Charlie makes fun of Alan's bicycling outfit) Excuse me, this is what they wear in the Tour de France. Charlie: (referring to his French one night stand) Alan, I just took the Tour de France, and the only thing I was wearing was a smile and a condom.

    • Charlie: Did I hear Numbnuts come in? Alan: "Numbnuts?" Charlie: Oh, sorry. Numbnuts, Junior.

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    Notes (5)

    • The German episode title is "Der Frauendieb", meaning "The Woman Thief". The French title is "L'extraterrestre", meaning "The Extraterrestrial". The Italian title is "Siamo pari!", meaning "We're Even!". The Spanish title is "Se parece a la necrofilia", an exact translation.

    • International Airdates: Slovakia: January 25, 2010 on Markiza

    • This episode was part of the show's Emmy Awards 'For Your Consideration' DVD for this season.

    • This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #195.

    • This was the last episode completed before the WGA strike that started on November 5, 2007.

    Trivia (1)

    • Charlie says the title "Kinda Like Necrophilia" in this episode.

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