Two and a Half Men

The Soil is Moist

Season 5, Ep 13, Aired 3/31/08
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  • Episode Description
  • Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.

  • Cast & Crew
  • Angus T. Jones

    Jake Harper

  • Charlie Sheen

    Charlie Harper

  • Jon Cryer

    Alan Harper

  • Marin Hinkle

    Judith

  • Conchata Ferrell

    Berta

  • Fan Reviews (3)
  • The writers strike isn't over I'm afraid

    By j19000, Jul 16, 2008

  • A great episode.

    By chocboywonder, Apr 17, 2008

  • She's always there.

    By lawgotham, Apr 01, 2008

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (4)

    • (Herb is gardening) Charlie: How do you feel about bushes, Herb? Herb: Well... I like a full bush, the way God intended. Charlie: I like them trimmed.

    • Cynthia: Hi, Jake, look how big you're getting. Jake: It's called puberty. Charlie: It's called donuts. Jake: Donuts don't make hair. (glances towards his crotch)

    • (the guys finish paying for coffees to find Jake eating something at a table) Alan: Where did you get that? Jake: I found it on the table. Alan: Oh, Jake... Jake: It's okay, I'm eating on the side without the teeth marks. Charlie: Puberty, my ass—that's a missing chromosome.

    • Alan: (to Charlie) I ignore you at my own peril when it comes to women, liquor, and venereal disease.

    Notes (3)

    • The German episode title is "Säen und ernten", meaning "Sow and Harvest". The French title is "Allo docteur", meaning "Hello, Doctor". The Italian title is "Una vecchia amica", meaning "An Old Friend". The Spanish title is "Tierra húmeda", an exact translation.

    • International Airdates: Slovakia: January 26, 2010 on Markiza

    • This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #201.

    Trivia (1)

    • Herb says the title "The Soil is Moist" in this episode.

    Allusions (1)

    • "Why the long face, Seabiscuit?", refers to a joke about a horse which has a long face. Seabiscuit was a US racehorse in the 1930's and 40's whose tale was told in an eponymous 2003 movie.

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