Upright Citizens Brigade

Big City

Season 2, Ep 8, Aired 8/9/99
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  • Episode Description
  • A prostitute interviews for a job at a coffeeshop, but the manager is appalled by her resume. When the prostitute reminds his that "it's never too late to be what we want to be," the manager reveals he's always wanted to be an astronaut. She helps him train to be an astronaut while she learns to make coffee. She throws him a huge party to celebrate.A redneck visiting the big city is invited to the party, but despairs that he'll have use the subways with all the Molemen.A woman wearing a walking cast is forcibly carried to the party by a "helpful" man who keeps insisting she's not that fat.A rich man is forced to venture out into the big city when his butler dies, guided by a Cockney street urchin. They are invited to the party, and when they arrive, the manager has prepared for his first flight with a spacesuit made of coffee cups and a coffee-pot helmut. The manager throws himself out the window and is killed. "That's life in the big city!"moreless

  • Cast & Crew
  • Matt Besser

    Adair, Various

  • Amy Poehler

    Colby, Various

  • Ian Roberts

    Antoine, Various

  • Matt Walsh

    Trotter, Various

  • Adam Bernstein

  • Fan Reviews (1)
  • To sum up this episode in as many words as possible, I have to say this is really crazy and out of character for the series, but still works (especially if you are a fan of Midnight Cowboy).

    By chandler0201, Mar 13, 2006

  • Trivia & Quotes
  • Quotes (5)

    • Urbane intellectual: Why don't you go visit the Statue of Liberty like the rest of the tourists? Redneck: Good God man, I've been trying to avoid the long stare of that cold bitch's metal eyes all day.

    • Prostitute: Hey baby, want a handjob? Rich man: Hand... job? I've never had a job before. I want to work, let me work!

    • Helpful man: You think you're too fat for me to carry, don't you? Heck, you're a little wide in the hips, but that's God's gift when you're givin' birth.

    • Urbane intellectual: What's wrong with mineral water? Redneck: Nothin', if you're a rockman, who lives in the molten lava depths of the earth, only to occasionally ascend to try to dwell among us decent Americans.

    • Prostitute: I will not suck a double-head dildo on a hovercraft. Manager: That's insane. Prostitute: I know, that's why I won't do it!

    Notes (2)

    • Guests at the party include: Big Red Cat (from the Hospital episode), and the man-eatings Ingrets and the colour-blind girl (from The Real World episode)

    • The prostitute talks about scoring some supercool, a drug later featured in the Supercool episode.

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